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[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 67 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Meanwhile, the system predicated on infinite growth being possible is mathematically sound!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 57 points 2 months ago

Mathematically, numbers can go up forever

Therefore, infinite growth is mathematically possible! very-smart

[–] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

kkhhhh ummm if you take the infinite series of capitalism it actually expands to -1/12 ergo sum lumma cum it is stable 🤓🤓🤓

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Least condescending liberal. I can smell the reddit off that mf.

[–] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What does Reddit smell like? I imagine it smells like the plasticky inside of a Funko box.

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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

I can smell the axe body spray oozing off of them

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yay this was in response to me! lea-bounce

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love that this started as 'AOC isn't bad, actually' and they've had to shift their goalposts so many times that the only point they hold on to is that because some people can't learn to read no system is good. I've never had the joy of watching someone do the 'screaming 'I'm not owned' as I turn into a corn cob' tweet in real time

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're still going lol, they just responded to us again

[–] Red_Renewal_Cosmonaut@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

1+1= communism is impossible

take that tankies

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

You joke, but that's basically the argument

[–] Red_Renewal_Cosmonaut@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hate these people so much

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If I could just get my hands on the gun from Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy the world would be so much more pleasant.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, they're already in an alternate reality where they are the most important being to have ever lived and are thus immune to it

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You're thinking of the torture chamber that Zaphod Beeplebrox gets put in. There's a gun that makes people see things from your point of view.

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[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"You say I should wash my hands after I shit, but that only eliminates 99% of germs, so it's actually just as bad and also slavery." smuglord

I think this person is still in fifth grade

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Claims to have disproven communism mathematically. Goes on to make the claim that all positive numbers are the same because they are all greater than zero.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They really have to explain what the fuck they mean by something so incomprehensible.

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The other night I was hanging out with a friend and he had a buddy there with this energy that we all got into a political debate with. He was literally like this just throwing out nonsense really fast and reminding us he was an “honor student” or something lmao. Mind you everyone there was 28-34 so

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

One of my lib friends had quoted the Democracy games as reference for his political understanding

:rust-darkness

[–] roux@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I graduated college magna cum laude and turned into a dirty fucking commie 🤷‍♂️

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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Oh don't worry they debunk so much!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

Have you ever heard of the mentally ill being absolute donkey brains? Checkmate tankie smuglord

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Being so incredibly condescending but also being so incredibly wrong

Do these types think they are better or more sophisticated for refraining from just using more vulgar language? It fundamentally accomplishes the same thing, but they always write in a nearly identical manner, like they've watched so much marvel slop that everything has to be a PG-rated quip

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Claims to have mathematically proven it, yet does not provide a mathematical proof. Curious.

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

Mathematically the concept of "people only have as much as they need" is actually impossible in a finite world. Mathematically the concept of "infinite growth" is possible in a finite world. The math I'm using was developed by a preschooler but you can't argue against it because I didn't tell you that.

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 2 months ago (4 children)

As a person who literally did a systems theory course last semester, one of the things I learnt was that it is definitely possibly to predict and plan the growth of an economy with a reasonable amount of computing resources.

Furthermore I unironcally have 0 clue as to what this guy could be referring to with "mathematical proof" that Communism leads to authoritarianism.

I swear to God if you neglect your philosophical education the only thing you will get out of STEM is a fat wallet and a brain full of rubbish, good only at a narrow set of tasks.

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[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bro unironically thinks he's smarter than a Corgi. BZZT WRONGO.

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[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What kind of libertarian dipshit so we think this person is?

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Imagine being so smug and so dumb at the same time

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

I need a place to put this comment for after this jagoff gets banned, so behold the smugness of a high-school-aged liberal inside a cozy bubble of "I've looked into communism, and it's bad".

yeah i can see why facts are hard for you to grasp. but you know, I definitely trust the numbers from the USSR and China.... they havent been caught lying about their metrics at all..... oh and huh I guess they havent quite nixed it in the bud yet either... surprise. I also find it hilarious when you start digging into the numbers that detail in which the distinction between literate and illiterate between US and china is hilarious. they're measuring completely different things, the US is focusing of complex language analysis and china just publishes 'yeah they can read and write'. But lets do it anyway using china's metric.

china is vastly superior with its 97% literacy vs the US's 95.8%. damn. communism is definitely the superior system. you got me. I'm totally convinced one system definitely isnt shit. I definitely can't think of any policies in china that would have potentially influenced this...... oh whats this? the US information has a breakdown on the illiterate group....

4.2% of respondents who were unable to be assessed due to language barriers, cognitive disability, or physical disability.

huh, go figure. exactly my assertion that you can't hit 100%.

So remind me again what was your point? Dont get me wrong I admire some outcomes communist countries achieve just not at the cost. Just as I admire some things capitalist countries have achieved, just not at the cost. Essentially both systems are fundamentally flawed, both systems are capable of massive outputs at the expense absolutely abhorrent treatment of people just in different ways.

And remember, I think both systems are shit. I've looked into both. found both wanting on purely human decency grounds. They both trend towards hierarchical societies that shit on an underclass. and yes, this by design. both systems are underpinned by an economic policies based on mathematical principles to achieve some particular set of goals. both are unstable. capitalism for its need to grow uncontrollably and lack of a strong guardrails towards positive feedback loops for individuals economic power, which leads to subversion by dictators. Communism because of its economic centralization is easily subverted and dismantled by dictators. One just takes longer depending on the starting point but both trend to the same end result.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

And remember, I think both systems are shit.

The ultimate smuglord move. But don't you see I think both are bad (despite only critiquing one), so obviously I'm enlightened and correct. Oh no, I don't have a system i think does work. Why if i did then I'd actually have to defend something rather than just play word games for hours.

[–] Red_Renewal_Cosmonaut@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

this is literally left communism

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[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I highly doubt 95.8% of the U.S. is literate. Or at least literate past the point of 'oh I know how to spell 'car'".

Case in point, what in the world does the One Child Policy have to do with literacy rates? Are they implying that it isn't possible to have high literacy rates in countries that have more children? That is an incredibly bold assumption and assertion, a real correlation doesn't mean causation basic statistical problem. Such a random offshoot that would get you docked points on any essay as to whether or not you even are literate in the topic you are discussing.

Real high-school liberal shit.

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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They have immense tagline potential

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[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love it when chismé filters down to pure, grade-a slop

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Hey now, this is the slop comm, gossip is that way

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Fuckk, this is good slop lol, I went in and spent a little time arguing with them

Very interesting, I've never seen this from the (their words) "system dynamics, distributed systems, and its intersection with political theory" angle before. It just makes sense to me if you see a mathematician or logician last-sight doing it (tbh I feel like the reason a lot of math people aren't interested in philosophy of math is cuz a lot of their stuff has..... bad metaphysical implications. And the ones that are are usually very anti-communist lol at least in the imperial core) but a "systems theory" person? Wild, considering the history of systems theory in the imperial core is basically a project to rehabilitate dialectical thinking without the communism lol

dear god thats literally a fucking seminar worth of work. plenty of people have already written about the mathematical weaknesses in both communism and capitalism I dont need to rehash it

I asked who these people they're referring to are, I expect no answer lol but would be pleasantly surprised if they clarified even a little about wtf they're talking about

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[–] roux@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Can we see the math on how finite resources == infinite profits? For example, use the United States that totally isn't an authoritarian police state, if we are gonna use the big bad scary words.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

mensa jatone, more like man's a jabroni.

ipso facto. boom, gottem. Q E D caveat emptor

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[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Phew, it's a good thing no authoritarianism of any kind exists under capitalism.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Sorry kiddo, capitalism has proved that capitalism is the only way to achieve real capitalism.

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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

27*98=authoritarianism

sorry OP, the math checks out. you've been owned on reddit.

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