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[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 1 points 17 minutes ago* (last edited 13 minutes ago)

is the speedy tree growth a property of the soil or of whatever we plant in there? if i plant a fruit do i get a tree that gives out instant growth seed versions of that fruit?

because if so i'd like to patent 1 day growth date seeds.

[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago
[–] SweetLava@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago

diamonds, so i can disprove the labor theory of value like a boss, epic style

[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 45 minutes ago

An amalgam of precious metals. Gold, platinum, palladium, tec.

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 1 points 30 minutes ago

REAL ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS SO I CAN HAVE AN ARMY TO OVERTHROW THIS ROTTEN EMPIRE

NOTE TO FEDS: THIS IS A JOKE AND IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS

[–] arswaw@hexbear.net 2 points 51 minutes ago

Probably the Nintendo Switch 2 because demand is about to skyrocket and that's pure profit BAYBEE!

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

A giant panda. A plant sprouting large mammals would be a scientific marvel.

[–] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 1 points 51 minutes ago (1 children)

wtf did the panda do to you?

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 1 points 45 minutes ago

Rereading this, I guess you're right, it would have to be a living one.

The whim came to me as an idea to save the species. I guess it would be useless in and of itself without plenty of habitat.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

yards of linen

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] el_principito@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago
[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

The universe

So it doesn't hurt it right? I really wanna kitten tree

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

whatever the most expensive, in-demand medicine is i guess

insulin maybe? idk but i'd be passing that shit out like hotcakes

[–] MoonElf@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago
[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago

Apples.

This way I have fresh apples tomorrow and I don't have to go to the store!

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago

It'd go to Washington DC and bury one of those small suitcase nukes.

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

CW cartoon of what you asked for

Reject modernity, retvrn to penis tree

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 20 points 4 hours ago
[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

Earbuds, those things break all the time

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 10 points 4 hours ago

World champion winning thoroughbred racehorse semen

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 13 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

Tell her it needs to be something carbon negative.

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[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

Lithography machines

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

a bottle of sparkling cider

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I want to see what kind of video games grow on trees.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

All Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon and Stardew Valley

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago
[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 15 points 4 hours ago
[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 18 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

maybe lemons. i like lemons.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

How about your cousin? Cause I may have the town for you.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 18 points 4 hours ago

Hopefully no one would steal them

[–] RangeFourHarry@hexbear.net 8 points 3 hours ago

A Nintendo Switch

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 20 points 5 hours ago (5 children)
[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 17 points 4 hours ago

Good news, you're describing a tree. You can do this

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 14 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

goooood answer

i was gonna say cannabis

maybe lithium?

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Like pure metallic lithium? That would be extremely flammable.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

Only when it rains.

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[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago

The knowledge of good and evil

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 14 points 4 hours ago
[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

pecorino romano chesse wheels

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 15 points 5 hours ago
[–] hexbee@hexbear.net 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 18 points 5 hours ago
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 13 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

What if i bury myself alive until the tree sprouts? Get some breathing tubes and such.

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