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[-] LegionEris@feddit.nl 65 points 1 year ago

points at random new hire who has been allowed to work unsupervised for like three days

Well she did it for me last week!

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 year ago

Sir, you need to go to the customer service desk for refunds. This is the self checkout.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

"Unexpected item in the bagging area!"

"Dont take that tone with me, young lady!"

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

Sir, this is a Walmart. Your receipt says Circuit City.

[-] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago

Guess it depends on what it is, but 90day warranties are still a thing. Everything is just meant to be disposable now though so I guess the idea of refunds is an older person thing.

[-] Edgelord_Of_Tomorrow@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Also depends on the country, in Australia warranties are defined by law as essentially infinite and only constrained by the "expectations of a reasonable person."

[-] owatnext@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Australia, back at it again with "things that just make sense and should just be things everywhere."

"... except internet prices"

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And animals

[-] TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

"Essentially infinite" is a bit of a stretch. The minimum warranty period is 12 months but it is true that there's no defined maximum period. The reasonably expected lifespan of a consumer good generally increases with its value. Manufacturers and retailers are free to offer further warranties in addition to the guaranteed warranty period under the consumer law but this does not reduce or replace your rights under the law.

I will add that change of mind refunds are not covered by Australian consumer law and it is uncommon for retailers to accept them compared to the US. You can usually exchange something for another item of equivalent value or store credit, but you usually can't buy a phone to try out and return it after 30 days for example.

[-] kungen@feddit.nu 2 points 1 year ago

Your 2nd paragraph is similar in the EU: when buying directly in a physical store, there's no law requiring they accept returns, and only 14-days when purchased online. But because so many physical stores allow returns (at least in Sweden), sooo many people actually believe it's something coded the law.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

I believe McConnell is too old to be a boomer, and is from the Silent generation.

[-] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Incidentally, Biden is the only silent generation US president.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

They had to get one in before they die off.

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

So it's not that silent anymore

[-] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 4 points 1 year ago

Isn't the orange monkey like only 1 year "younger"? Like 49% Silent, 51% Boomer.

[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, my dad was born in 49, and is at the beginning of the boomer gen. This guy makes my dad look young.

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[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

I actually had an old man insist I give him his money back, for an empty can of beets that he said were bad, I asked him when he bought them so I could look up the receipt. "Oh, I think about this time last year."

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Real ones would refund it anyway, fuck the company

[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Horrible advice. In many POS systems, the system enforces the refund policy. You have to input the receipt number, and once you do, the system tells you that a refund isn’t possible if it’s too old. And if the system allows it but protocol does not, it’s going to be real easy for management to find out who broke the rules and fire you for cause.

Nah just play it straight-faced and be smart. Lay your groundwork, cover your tracks, and do your follow-ups. I scammed employers (the big ones) out of tens of thousands over the years using whatever leeway afforded to me to reward the nice customers.

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 year ago

Kids these days ain't even learning how to steal and con right it's fucked up

I can't believe there are people out there just doing their job straight, while the excess value of their labour just goes into the pockets of some investor whose biggest contribution to society is, like, a blog from 2018 on the best altitude to take a power nap.

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

I think one should leave high school with the bare minimum of social skills required to manipulate a manager to give a old fuck free shit from a ma-hoo-sive company.

Old people have like zero money and rapidly declining health they can't afford to address. Yeah, they're easily manipulated by nonsense "news" and shit, but, like, they're people, help em steal $50 of cheap appliances

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[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Occasionally. My retail experience was brief. I'm speaking mostly from experience on the phones. For some reason I was given more discretionary power there than in person

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Press the feed button on the receipt printer to eject blank paper, pocket their receipt. Call management over saying dudes trying to return something he bought last week, but the receipt printer musta fucked up cause it's blank. Managers gonna hem and haw, pull em aside and say "cmon it's just a sad old man prolly didn't even notice he got a blank receipt"

Do they not teach cons anymore??

[-] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 14 points 1 year ago

Camera's everywhere have put a damper on things.

[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Exactly. Pocketing the customer’s receipt, then feeding out blank paper in order to lie to a manager would be so easy to determine with cameras. Anyone that’s half-competent in loss prevention would catch that.

[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Eesh. More horrible advice 😬

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Seriously. Flip to another thread and it will be cashiers/servers/customer service workers complaining that cusotmers are such assholes because they are entitled to shit that they aren't. This advice was just encouraging that.

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Everyone's entitled to anything at Walmart, ShopRite, etc.

Be fuckin cool, pay it forward

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Tell me you've never actually worked retail without telling me.

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I'm not rushing my job or even putting in the effort to help some mush brain boomer. They need to be told NO more often.

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[-] snownyte@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Soundly accurate.

[-] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago

"I'd like to speak to the manager!!!" - idiots

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago

"HAHAHA, AHAHAAHAAHAHAHA YOU FOOL, I AM THE MANAGER! WEEP MORTAL FOR YOU HAVE BROUGHT MY WRATH UPON YOURSELF."

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But I read the book already, I don't need it anymore!

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Then give it to the Library ya doof

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Costco: "Sure, here's your money back. We'll just find the receipt in our system. Have a nice day!"

[-] Transcriptionist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

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'"Sir, it's like I told you the first six times. I can't refund an item which you bought three months ago"

Boomers-'

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[-] yyy@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Was surprised two months retour policy is common online, makes more sense online but still that's quite the try out time.

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 3 points 1 year ago

Eh? At least in german speaking parts it's usually 6.

[-] schnokobaer@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

6 months? In Germany itself 2 weeks of returns is granted by law and most shops do one month, more than that is pretty special here.

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