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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 138 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

James slimington

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 135 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Let her go. Anyone that doesn't appreciate innovation like this will just slow you down on your path to greatness.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

See also, using a slim Jim for your fingerprint unlock

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 7 points 6 months ago

Ah haaah, now it's just a key...

But then you take a bite in a moment of weakness, and you're locked out. :(

[–] Lenny@lemmy.zip 91 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

4:20

69 unread messages

Nice

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 57 points 6 months ago (10 children)
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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

xXx_nice_xXx

[–] Jeeve65@ttrpg.network 66 points 6 months ago (3 children)

totally unrelated time in the screenshot, I'm sure

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 31 points 6 months ago

or unread messages?

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Jessie?

James?

I suddenly have an image of the people in this conversation...

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 38 points 6 months ago

Jessie: I've been thinking of dating other men

James: Me too!

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 6 months ago

(spotlights dramatically click on)

"Prepare 4-20!"

"And make 69 funny!"

[–] drascus@sh.itjust.works 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I sent this to my wife for a chuckle and she was like " who is Jessica" I replied its a meme you fool I don't even have an iPhone.

[–] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yikes. I don't know whether to laugh or cringe at this 😬

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

It made me gassy.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Back when we were kids he went by Skinny Jimmy.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

Slender James eh? Based

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah. Back home we used to call those a Spindly Jimothy.

[–] just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Who's taking the photo? Do people really have extra phones around just for moments like this?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

They are making cameras now for kids without phones attached. Might be one of those.

[–] authorinthedark@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

they also make cameras for adults without phones on them

[–] HyperlinkYourHeart@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

That's ridiculous how would you even post the photos?

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 10 points 6 months ago

I've never seen a kid without a phone attached

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I carry 2 phones all the time. I work in government. If I use my phone for work, it becomes subject to Open Records requests, so the city gives me a stipend to pay for a second phone to do all my city business.

I worked at a different city that didn't do that for most employees, and everyone just used their personal phones anyway. We got an Open Records request that resulted in me having to search everyone's text message history. I felt dirty.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So in that scenario, taking a picture like the OP would result in some raised eyebrows no matter which phone snapped the picture of which phone, it sounds like! XD

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

I have a separate phone for work. Not government or anything. I have a bunch of personal apps on it, but I don't like having my only phone be owned by my work.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

am I getting old? I got like 5 devices around that can take photos that are not a phone on account of before phones used to be able to do that you had devices for it

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 5 points 6 months ago

Hanging out with a friend or family and borrowing their phone, I would imagine

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

I for one don't throw away old/broken devices so long as they at least boot up

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[–] gens@programming.dev 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah baby Jerry rig that shit

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

You can type with literally anything with a resistive touchscreen taps head

[–] gens@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago

It's capacitive :)

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

resistive touchscreen

Whenever I type I always yell "STOP RESISTING"

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Well, more Slim Jims for the rest of us, then.

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[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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