When I wipe my butt it starts to fucking bleed, it's horrible. Like, I don't want to get into details, but after a few wipes it starts hurting and the paper wipes get bloody. Imagine wiping your ass with sandpaper, it's basically that, but somehow replicated with regular toilet paper.

I have to go shower every single time I poo to actually clean my butt.

As of writing this, it's 1 A.M and I just pooed, couldn't wipe as usual, but as I mentioned, it's 1 A.M. If I were to attempt to clean myself in the shower, i'd wake everyone up. So, i can't rinse butt,.

I am writing this with a half wiped butt. Buy me a bidet, please

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[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

PEG3350(miralax, clearlax) once a day and less straining when you poo will clear that up in a week or so. It's not necessarily hemorrhoids, it could just be fissures, but either way it's from too much pressure during your poos.

[–] Lawn_and_disorder@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

30 euro ..

[–] Lawn_and_disorder@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Took 10 min to install

[–] znonymous@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

This stuff might help a little bit.

https://www.amazon.com/Recticare-Anorectal-Lidocaine-Cream-Hemorrhoids/dp/B00V2QW068?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&psc=1

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