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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Musk's entire job is to keep the media focused on him and his stupidity so that we aren't paying attention to what his useful orange idiot is doing.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 4 points 18 hours ago

That is an excellent point. The only snag is that I feel they aren't quite intelligent enough to think of that. Then again, maybe that's what they want us to think...

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

His mum could have pulled it off in a heartbeat. He would be lucky to make it out of Buckingham...

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Clearly the king should just ignore this nonsense ….. and ban him from travelling there. Preferably the entire commonwealth. Wait. I’ll make popcorn

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Elon gets involved in things he doesn't need to.

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Let's have a LONDON TEslA PARTY and throw all the cars overboard.

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My sanity isn't ready for an reality where Elon fucking Musk is fucking shit up globally. Trump was bad enough, but this shit? This is what will eventually cause a global conflict against fucking fascists of all things.

We already did this shit once, are we really going to do it again?

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

sounds like the old man didn't learn his lesson the first time.

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

He most certainly did not.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

When you're rich it's just called a suggestion not terrorism

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

When Musk controls the western world, Putin will invite him to the 23 floor for a cup of tea.

[–] HandMadeArtisanRobot@lemmy.world 180 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wow it's almost like he wants to destabilize the western world! How peculiar. 🤔

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 70 points 2 days ago (4 children)

He managed to buy the American presidency so why not aim for more?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 31 points 2 days ago

At least he's not smart about it and just yells it all in public. If he ever realizes he can do it quietly it'll be an even bigger problem.

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[–] laserm@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (4 children)

When I was younger, my sister teased and provoked me (I mean she still does but much less). Every time this happened, my parents told me to just ignore her. I think media should do the same when it comes to Elon Musk, since damn, everyone who doesn't willingly choose ignorance already sees who he is. By this you are just giving him more exposure.

[–] sYnoxjj@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

That’s not how it works—actually, that’s not how anything works. It’s not about doing the right thing; it’s all about what drives the most attention, clicks, or money.

There’s a reason every media outlet reports on every little thing the fat guy or this bozo does or says. There’s a reason you didn’t ignore this news and felt compelled to comment on it.

It’s the same reason 99% of these commenters have no idea who someone like Demis Hassabis is, was or will be: it doesn’t drive attention.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago

It's hard to say what the responsible and ethical approach is for journalists given it is newsworthy that the richest man in the world (who is also extremely influential to the highest office of the most influential country of the world) is encouraging such an extreme and unexpected regime change, but also Musk, like Trump, puts out so much noise it's hard to predict what will actually be policy they persue vs what is just noise

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[–] WheelcharArtist@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago

musk getting guillotined is something i would like to watch in the near future :)

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 86 points 2 days ago (5 children)

There’s still time for SpaceX to do the right thing and load him in the next starship launch next week

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[–] a9249@lemmy.ca 52 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Thats one way to attract the attention of Mi6. He certainly fits the bond villain profile...

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 3 points 20 hours ago

MI6, if you can read this, please do it.

[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Except that Bond Villains are usually clever and invent something themselves. This dipshit is like the Bond Villain we have at home, from a rejected script that someone keeps failing to salvage.

[–] TheGingerNut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You think Bond villains weren't taking credit for their underlings inventions? What a high opinion you have of evil people.

[–] a9249@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

This guy evils.

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 127 points 2 days ago (3 children)

There was a time when King Charles tried to overturn parliament way back in the 1600s. I forget what happened next, but I'm pretty sure it was all very civil.

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 54 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Unfortunately parliament didn't finish the job, and another Charles came along. Now we're up to a third Charles. I think parliament should have another go and get rid of these parasitic Charleses once and for all

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 41 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Somehow Charles has returned.

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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Oh please try Chuck. Please do. The one incontrovertible way to end the monarchy immediately would be if one of the inbred stands up and tries to exercise any real power.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

It would be really cool seeing a monarch get guillotined in the 21st century

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I'll settle for a few billionaires, I guess...

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[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 days ago

Funny enough, that's literally the plot of the play King Charles III that ran on the West End about a decade ago.

Spoiler alert: fictional KCIII doesn't get very far.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 89 points 2 days ago

Yeah and he is pushing the neo nazi party before the German election.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean, musk is a private citizen.

Surely the CIA has all his comms tapped, right?

...right?

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Technically this is all foreign facing communication with extremist organizations.

Sips tea

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[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The one time the conservative vote got split and let the liberals into power without a majority of the vote (instead of the reverse) and he thinks it is an emergency and an injustice worthy of bringing back monarchy powers....

Just tough it out for 5 years like the rest of the world is going to do with Trump.

[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 2 days ago

If you think the US will have fair elections again after 4 years then I have some very bad news for you concerning the integrity of Russia's elections.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

At this point he's just trolling. Someone call his mom, please.

[–] WatDabney@fedia.io 53 points 2 days ago (5 children)

We could well be heading towards something interesting in the not very distant future.

I'm not sure if Musk sincerely believes his wealth makes him untouchable or if he's too self-absorbed to even consider the matter, but it works out to the same thing either way - he's likely wrong.

He can get away with a fair bit manipulating an emotionally stunted egomaniac like Trump, but when he starts trying to butt into European politics, he's going to find himself running up against families that have been pulling political strings for centuries now, and who don't fancy crude upstarts with nothing more than money going for them, and if he proves to be too much of a problem for them, they're going to squash him like a bug.

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the finding out phase can't come soon enough.

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

It’s already come multiple times. But people don’t seem to learn. We had Trump 1.0.-Covid-Brexit. Now we have Trump 2.0-BirdFlu-Elon Boogaloo.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 45 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Kinda bad but really funny headline. He’s calling for Parliament to be dissolved and new general elections to be held, which the monarch can do since 2022 as was the case before 2011. But the headline does have merit, as in constitutional monarchies, everything the monarch does should (pronounced “must”) first be advised by democratic functions—in this case, the prime minister. And He probably will get another English Civil War if He dissolves parliament without the PM’s advice.

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 33 points 2 days ago

It probably wouldn't be much of a "civil war", pretty much everyone would just say "that's nice Charles" and then go pass a law explicitly removing that ability.

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The Tesla boss endorsed a social media post criticizing the government’s handling of criminal gang investigations in Manchester. “In the UK, serious crimes such as rape require the Crown Prosecution Service's approval for the police to charge suspects. Who was the head of the CPS when rape gangs were allowed to exploit young girls without facing justice? Keir Starmer, 2008 -2013,” Musk posted on X (formerly Twitter) on New Year's Day.

That’s……oddly specific.

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