HenryDorsett

Eh, the first time I dropped into the splits I was a little sore the next day.

After that, it was easy peasy, past a certain point, gravity takes over. Well, at least with full gear.

I suppose it helps that I was always flexible, and before I found team sports I did some gymnastics as a little little kid.

Source: Former Goaltender (Hockey)

Outside the dairy capital of America, yes, the dairy situation sucks.

My wife's is a chip dip that involves Kraft Roka Blue, and cream cheese. I think there's a meaty element involved, like chicken broth too?

I dunno, that shit is delicious. Roka Blue seemed to be hard to find, but was available around Christmas so we'd always stock up.

My dish would be the bacon explosion.

https://www.bbqaddicts.com/recipes/pork/bacon-explosion/

There is a basic run down on it.

I have also substituted ground beef and added cheddar cheese in the past.

Its a greasy delicious mess.

Also, if you eat it the night before a cholesterol test, it will fuck up your levels lol.

Bowling for Soup was a local band that made it big.

They have a song, "Ohio (Come back to Texas)" with a line that says "the Mexican food sucks north of here anyways."

I have recently moved from Texas a little north and east, but still firmly in the south.... man, I can get catfish on the corner, but I can't find a decent taco to save my life. My wife is craving some GOOD Mexican food, and I keep telling her, she's unlikely to find it here unless she learns Espanol.

Ah yes, the leather daddy BDSM iconic gay "look" that these totally hetero men who go on long trips together to scenic areas without women, and with vibrations the whole way to excite the twig and berries, and a nice massage to relax the rear end.

Bigger stretch than professional wrestling, but not much.

God fearing, homosexual hating trailer park kids don't realize that watching two oiled up men in spandex is.... well, pretty fucking gay. Not meant to be disparaging, I just mean the only things missing are penetration and a money shot.

Offset by a nice (from a fashion sense, not cost) watch? My wife would be drooling lol.

Now if only I had Chris Hemsworth's Thor physique to go with it.

Or its a way for the kid to maintain some autonomy, but if the mom gets up at 2am to pee, she can see her kid came home. No one gets disturbed. Mom can go back to bed without worry.

Or dad, sorry, not trying to be gendered. Just a reflection of my upbringing I suppose.

My first thought was a self-made sigil, it even has a clue as to the creator in it.

But I'm not a narc, so if their HR is watching they can get fucked.

I was tested as a child, as part of a battery of other tests.

According to that, I'm a genius.

Its obvious its bullshit.

Honestly, just pack something with a USB port, and no descriptor. No labels, no nothing. Hell, make it out of a little hobby box container and put a port on it. Done.

Some dumb ass will plug it in to see what it is.

Remember, police have a maximum intelligence limit for hiring, or so its rumored, and if you've dealt with many cops, well.... seems pretty fair.

Intelligent people ask questions. Fascism doesn't like people asking questions.

What do you have when a person sits down at a table with 3 nazis?

4 nazis.