Her

MET heads

Sometimes I’m enraged that she left me, but then I remember how I once left a poo in the toilet because I wanted her to flush it for me to show that she cared…

I’m dating my operating system and it’s going well

Some guys will believe they’re important but then I have to keep reminding them they’re from Milwaukee and eat butter burger every weekend

This is goofy as fuck

Communism is my entire identity

Samantha here, guys will fuck you once and then think they’re in a relationship with you 🤣 pathetic

this you?

I just had another date and it went as well as I had expected it to go. Get to the part where we talk about hobbies and she asks me mine, I say “I make short form content / music videos” then she presses me for more information so I tell her “you know like bladerunner, Her, fight club clips over a slowed down reverb melancholic song which is the only way I can express my emotions.” She said “ohhh okay” and then we ate in silence for about a minute and then said “I gotta use the bathroom and take a call” pick one sweety, phone call to your girls or peepee?

Short form artists deserve recognition. I spend hours making these edits and I paid THOUSANDS just to learn how to use premier pro which took me about a year just to get anywhere at all with it. I’m putting my emotion into my short form edits and there’s even a community full of snowfall x redinshi slowed reverb enthusiasts. People come to the comments section to tell me how beautiful the work I’ve done is and how badly they’re feeling and blaming someone else for those feelings, rightly so because there’s nothing wrong with us.

I am the 22nd century Van Go

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