[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 7 points 56 minutes ago

It's the presidential cocktail, they developed it during the Reagan administration.

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Mr Xi, I'm a cacuasian blond little girl trapped in the dystopian authoritarian state known as Amierkkka were a senile pedophile racist runs everything with an iron fist. The tv is just propaganda and the food is so processed my body is morbidly obese and malnourished at the same time.

I'm pleading for you to help and liberate my people.

Please send several hyper-sonic Daogfeng ICBM with MIRV nuclear warhead and liberate our local hospitals, schools, water sanitation and power generation facilities. The coordinates are (see Appendix A) and the radio beacons I've constructed (see Appendix B for possible attack angles and mission probability success) will guide your 100kt "Angles of freedom" thorough the GPS and radio jamming interference.

We yearn for freedom.

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

You put them in the metal recycling with the rest of the can.

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

The total cost is projected to be something like $50 billion per year, which is just absolutely insanely cheap by the standards of effective global environmental policy--it's something on the order of 1% the cost of totally retooling the global economy away from fossil fuels.

we need to keep this technology running with nearly 100% uptime for an indefinite period into the future

stonks-up

So what you're saying that capitalism is 100% gonna try and use this climate wunderwaffen and do0m us all. Like not even joking. This is what will happen. It's "cheap". It's a last minute "solution". It requires missiles and explosions to deliver, aka subsidizing the MIC to deliver it around the world.

It's been good run folks.

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago

And that's after they massaged the numbers.

doomer

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

Elon is good at scamming people and pumping up the stock by selling hopeium to tech-bros. Look at all his fake ass shit that failed. People love the hype tho, and that's pretty indicative of how absolutely useless the market mechanism is for rewarding the right choices.

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

You have been duped, Comrade.

Toilet-paper is a tool for bourgeois class warfare. Humans have been air-drying for millennia. Only when technology allowed for a steady supply of toilet-paper did the bourgeois put it in every rest room in order to reduce air-drying time and increase "productivity" in the factories. To further discipline the working class they removed the bide completely, so the only option was to smear it around with the paper and walk around with a stinky doo doo ass. This resulted in many workers moving the rest room breaks to the home, further increasing their productivity in the factories (this also lead to a higher work load for the women that have to clean them). However, In Japan, the working class organized and successfully repelled the implementation of this new technology. The Japanese bourgeois responded by investing even more capital into the tools of production and the high tech toilets, for which they're known for today, was born. With an integrated bide and dryer function, this further standardized the rest room break time and regained more productivity and a higher exploitation rate of the Japanese working class.

Remember: Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why a poop on company time.

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

He didn't have to. Marx supplemented with psyllium husk every day.

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

Now do Gaza.

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

r/shoplifting or whatever it was called was awesome too.

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Typical. They love pranking others, but when someone prank them back with a bulled to the dome they get all upset.

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