[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 8 hours ago

I used to say be like Kirk. That was until Boimler brute forced it. Be like Boimler.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 12 hours ago

You could wait a bit for Splitgate 2, I suppose. It is set to come out next year.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 13 hours ago

You wouldn't like this thing's grab attack. (Monstrosity of Sin from Dark Souls 3)

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 18 hours ago

Brown-eye Dwarf

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 19 hours ago

I'm pretty sure this is what every enemy within the Crucification Woods in DS3 did to end up the way they are.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 19 hours ago

Just eat the poutine faster, before the gravy can soggify your fries!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 19 hours ago

This probably isn't bad, but not as good as it could be. I often make "taco fries" which is just french fries seasoned with taco seasoning instead of salt and then topped with hot sauce, sour cream, cheese and black olives. Sometimes I add meat; most of the time, tho, I am making this because I don't have any meat to just make tacos.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 19 hours ago

Oof. That's gonna diminish the value a tad.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

What's stopping that same 7 year old taking TomHanks@Lemmy.World before the real Tom Hanks even knows about Lemmy?

It's not the lack of unique usernames that's a problem. It's the lack of identity verification. Which, I mean, understandably is lacking because it's not like there are high profile people making accounts here. Well, except of course for Margot Robbie.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Hey! I had the same mobile as a baby. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

(Isn't the artist's website up in the top right corner of the comic?)

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Men and chicks - ๐Ÿ‘Ž

What about "dudes and chicks?"

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 19 hours ago

I wish they did more for me than just make me feel super drunk. Did them twice and I didn't feel closer to nature, didn't trip balls, didn't even feel good. I just felt like I drank an entire bottle of Jim Beam; but was left with a slightly more pleasant taste in my mouth.

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/warframe@dormi.zone

I'm half-way through Sedna right now. I have just 1 Warframe (though I did start building Limbo last night when I remembered I did that quest) and it, a long with my best weapons, are maxed out and either at mod capacity or damn near (still need endo for a few). MR5.

I have a railjack, I unlocked the Operator, and I have so many resources and credits. But everything is starting to take forever to kill and hurts me so much. When I did the whole Drifter quest thing, I choose everything I already used but it was so much stronger. The Warframe had way more shield and health even though I have Redirection and Vitality maxed out on it. The Boltor had a super high ROF compared to what mine has and did way more damage.

How the hell do I get that kind of power on my normal stuff? I know about Forma but I haven't even seen some of the mods for the weapons I have I've seen suggested for maximum damage, so I'm just hanging onto those until it makes sense to use them. Is that really the only way to get stronger?

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submitted 1 week ago by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/support@lemmy.world

I'm not sure if this is a Lemmy issue, an instance issue or a Jerboa issue but occasionally when I hit the button to reply specifically to the main post and make a top-level comment, it instead replies to one of the already existing top level comments.

I don't know how long this has been happening; I only just now noticed it wasn't me accidentally clicking the wrong reply button when it happened twice in a row and I was making absolute sure I hit the right button the second time.

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/games@sh.itjust.works

I have 1 last achievement to get and it didn't seem like it would be that hard since I already got S rank without even trying on all the high payout missions when I was grinding cash for all the parts.

However, a few seem to be completely arbitrary and not simply about speed and efficiency. Or maybe I am just not fast enough? I have to actually use a stop watch because the game doesn't actually tell you the mission time...

Anyway I have literally 2 left that I can't get above A rank on and I don't know why.

First is Stop The Data Breach. I zip through the level as fast as I can destroying the hacking nodes, and even take out the tetrapod in the hallway while waiting for the dialogue to continue and give me access to the last door leading to Iguazu. I know from watching a video of someone getting S rank that the damage and ammo costs I end up with are good (even lower) so it's gotta be the time it takes to do the final fight. But that dumbass Iguazu heals like 4 times every time he's down to nothing which makes it take way longer than it should. I can kill him faster but that would cost more in the ammo cost, assuming it even hits because the weapons that would allow near instant death are also super slow and he constantly dodged all over the place.

The other is Destroy the Refuelling base. I've zipped straight to the main objective and killed the ACs at the end in under 2 minutes and got A rank. I've gone and blown up all the fuel dumps then the main objective and killed the ACs in just a few seconds more; still A. The fuck does it expect me to do? Finish in 30 seconds? I can use the fastest possible mech build and it still takes like a minute just to reach the objective going in as straight a line to it as you can.

The lack of clear objectives listed for these arbitrary requirements is driving me crazy. I've looked for answers online, of course, but every answer is different. Some people got S rank doing this, others got it doing something else. Neither method worked for me, so it just feels like random.

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Just thinking about how I've read that humans are the only animals on the planet that can throw objects with a degree of accuracy. But could a dog or other animal be taught, and trained to throw things to hit a target? I mean, it's not like a human can throw well without guidance and practice, either.

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Fluff pile (yiffit.net)
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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Just as the title says: Have you ever clicked on an ad, knowing it was an ad, on purpose? What ad was it? Why did you click it?

Curious because I realized I have not once in my life clicked on an ad shown online on purpose. Accidentally, and being tricked into clicking the wrong thing sure; never with intent though.

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Bang Bang Rule! (yiffit.net)
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Think of the universe as a painting. There's the image made in paint, and the surface it was painted on. The canvas.

The stars, the planets, the gasses, the matter and energy and even the space between are the paint. What's the canvas? Is there a canvas? Would the canvas follow the same rules as the paint?

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submitted 5 months ago by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/tenforward@lemmy.world

There's a few for me. Yamok sauce. Various synthohols. The desserts Troi's always eating (or being). But most especially gagh. I wouldn't let the fact it's some kind of living worm distract me from the way all the cool people describe it. If Riker likes it, I think I would too and I certainly wouldn't want to look like a p'taQ in front of Riker.

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submitted 5 months ago by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/movies@lemmy.world

Half-Baked. Happy Gilmore. Billy Madison. Grandma's Boy. Dude, Where's My Car? Where have the movies like this gone? Clerks 3 was, I think, the last good one I've ever seen (and even they got too real and too sad so I don't even know if I ever want to see it again as a comedy). There's gotta be some good, funny shit that's even funnier when stoned out of your mind that's more recent than that, right?

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