KuroXppi

joined 2 months ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

Oh I'm sorry for them then, i just called the Dog Catcher and he ran by just now with a net on the end of a really long stick. Will be in for a stinky surprise

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

nuke cool zone rapidly approaching

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Is this your butt

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 6 hours ago

Tesla al esplodio

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago

She's beautiful

Who?

The bean reading this 😍😍

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago

GOOD porbst saruman-orb

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago

Done. Wow that principal is a dweeb

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Worth noting that the day this was announced (April 1) was the anniversary of the Hainan Island Incident in which a Chinese pilot intercepted a US spy plane in the South China Sea.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I can't draw, plus I don't wanna cop a ban for posting p*rn so you're just guna have to research in your own spare time

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago
 

Hey im spike sbeangel beanty hunter and debonair devil may-care protagonist from your favourite anime

 

spoilerbeanis

APRIL FOOLS FOR REAL


 
  1. Humourous body functions that is also noisy (burp?? Retch? Armpit fart? Or is that too close to fart i.e. derivative)

  2. 'funny' foodstuff thst can be deliberately and ambiguously written kn a other way (banan, anan, potat, boobery)

  3. Minions (unironic)

If anyone has any suggestions please let me know

 

We are excited to expand the Beanis Multiverse to inovate and tell richer and deeper stories with this unique IP, for you

 

Give in? Click here for the solution

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Now's your chance/manufactured excuse

 

There I said it you're all lib harry potter fans now

 
 

And for my next trick!

I will make an audience member shit their pants ✨✨

Any volunteers please 🙂‍↕️

 

ooohohoho if we did that just imagine ahahha

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