[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 5 points 4 hours ago

Irony poisoning

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 38 points 22 hours ago

"Train harder than you play"

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We're all the same liquid poured into different glasses, as I like to say

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Derogatory use of the specific term bolsheviks is such an immediate tell that the person using it is a pretty specific kind of nazi

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

On the contrary, we would be counting on it. The sooner this charade of bourg electoral politics is totally publicly disgraced, the sooner average people will warm up to the idea of using other means to improve their lives. But first they have to get utterly shit on for trying to do it by the book, so that nobody has any illusions about the necessity of what comes next.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

I'm sorry, but I've seen a lack of refutation on your part that you have sex with couches, which is confirmation of that being the case in my eyes

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You're talking about the ten year ethnic cleansing campaign the ukranian nazis embarked on in the Donbas region, right? anakin-padme-2

You'll be happy to know someone stopped itlea-finger-guns

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

If I had a nickel for ever failed US coup of Venezuela in the last 5 years, 2 nickels, weird happened twice etc.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Literally a cancer in terms of prostate cancer

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

hexbear-retro I'm the old Norm, I want to have a normal time online

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

What was that Blinken said? "If you're not at the table, you're on the menu"?. The detached arrogance it takes to think that those who you sneeringly rejected from the table would just sit around waiting to be eaten is remarkable.

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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net

As soon as that synth kicks in I am transported to grimy hazy pill popping yet strangely optimistic british trip hop scene of the 90s. I can't atop listening to it, it's been days

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There are less than 30 units in the whole place, and there are already cameras everywhere on all floors. I don't even know where you'd put 25 additional goddamn cameras, but evidently Landlord Madness finds a way. This same landlord apparently just spends their days driving past their properties all the time just looking for anything out of place, as this is just the latest in a long pattern of almost comically on the nose 1984 bullshit. Real social rot vibes too, like couple weeks ago when I saw my first rent-a-cop with a real gun at the grocery store.

I think this is it, I think this is where I learn to drone.

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There's something Garrison-esque about this comic that I can't quite place. Something about the combination of panicked naivite and the apparent relish the subjects were drawn with, and the random unnecessary ass, is evoking something both ham-fistedly performative but also somehow truly sinister around the edges.

No wait, I got it. The art style reminds me of a Grimms fairy tale book, this is a german-style fairy tale threat about how we better support genocide or else, delivered with classic German smugness and an barely-hidden excitement at the prospect of seeing these threats come true against the communists and immigrants who deserve it for being too stupid to give you the support you deserved.

Oh also when the turbofash take over, there will be no more 4ths of July for some reason. Nationalists hate nationalist war holidays.

Also, it's weirdly sexual?

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Yak (youtu.be)
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Yak

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net

We're flying over the Sunset bridge. Something, or someone, has taken the city

Now that I'm hearing this without all the zombie and gunfire sounds I can appreciate how hard this actually goes

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submitted 4 months ago by ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

I've come across drastically fewer pieces of sidewalk furniture in the past year than before

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I don't think a fifth round through the dishwasher is gonna do it guys agony-deep

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Get in tormented wanderers, we're Sunderposting

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