[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

When I went without internet for like a year, that video was one of a dozen or so I had downloaded, right next to every episode of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Very impressive, now let's see Paul Allenskyy's strike locations

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I like it when my comrades like the things I likecomfy, happy Halloween!

Lol@ the elk heart thing. "Can I try a bite of that heart?" "No, you must kill an entire second elk because sharing is gay." Wild to think that people actually live that way

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

Mount and Blade Warband random character looking mf

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Impressive, top pic family has all fascist weapons. M16, M16, M60, Uzi, Tommy Gun, and what look to be two hybrid .308 rifles in G3/FAL style.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And it's inversely contagious, the more of these people exist who fantasize about shooting their neighbors, the more I have to at least entertain the possibility of being shot by my neighbors

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Eyewitnesses say the vice presidential candidate then jumped into his car before accelerating out of the parking lot so fast that his facial features appeared to become distorted by the speed. Security camera footage from the venue has corroborated this account:

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don't know, the way he jumped at the chance to maybe be an action movie character, only to execute it with childlike enthusiasm and ineptitude, rings very true for this type of guy

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

Yeah man sentries don't pick a position and reinforce/camouflage it, they stand right behind their presumably normal-strength door with 30 guns on a table, occasionally peeking out the blinds. You're basically an operator.

Also lol@ him just leaving his family at mini-golf, just noticed thag

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

If the Aztecs had hung around long enough to participate in WW1, do you think we would call breakthrough units xoc troops today?

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Once is Russian happenstance, twice is Russian coincidence, three times is a Russichinaranorea conspiracy

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

I can't believe I've never though of this joke before

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Disco meme (youtu.be)
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My tummy hurt (hexbear.net)
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Pretty dang good for the adaptation of a 19th century poem

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And then we KJOUUM!

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56% alcholhol by volume, 10$ a bottle

This was a good idea economically buy a bad ide for every other reason

Did you kno2 sorghum is an ancient grain in the grass family, first domesticated 5,000 years ago in what is now Sudan?

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"I can agree with their goals, but nothing excuses tErRoRiSm!. Anyway, here's why we must bomb Gaza into dust."

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murder is ok (youtu.be)
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