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This is not a bit. Dead serious. There is a luxurious hotel suite for a long weekend with whatever food, treats, toys and equipment you both request.

They are you from another reality where some mundane event is slightly different on the other side of the solar system yet to reach us. They are not a clone or time traveller. Everyone goes back to their own reality at the end. They are you with all of the benefits no complications or ethical questions.

And just in case no they cannot be gender swapped. (Curious why you might ask this? Hmm)

Do you have sex?

You can do other stuff of course if so comment. I love my ace comrades.

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Personally, I'd ask 'em how they're doing, and basically see if they're essentially me or a different mind in a similar body... perhaps rant to them, if they have a similar mind to me

As for sex, just no... what sort of gooner shit put us up to this?

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 3 points 9 hours ago

There would be a tense standoff where id freak out and may try to subdue and/or kill myself until I can give one of my passphrases to myself i have in case of fae trickery or dopplegangers. Gotta make sure I'm not a skinbeast or pod-person.

After that we probably wouldn't directly fuck each other, but three-way with me, myself and my GF. Which probably still counts as a "Yes" overall.

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago
[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 6 points 14 hours ago

Nah I think me and me would just chill because we'd be 100% comfortable around each other and me would be the perfect person to bounce my world building ideas off of.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't this just masturbating

[–] sawne128@hexbear.net 3 points 11 hours ago
[–] sawne128@hexbear.net 2 points 11 hours ago
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 18 hours ago

Hell yes. I'm hot, I'm also absolutely certain I'd get along fucking great with another one of me, we'd be a fantastic couple. Also we'd never have to work because the only fans money of two of the same person going at it would be something else. It would be the best.

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 3 points 16 hours ago

I tried to count it up, some comments are ambiguous but I think it’s neck and neck but no is in the lead with +1

[–] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 20 hours ago

I've actually fantasised about this multiple times so ... Yes

Any food you say?

If so I'm cuming for the free food and leaving as soon as possible

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

At one point in time in my life yes but not anymore. My twink prime is over I have entered twink death

[–] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 4 points 4 hours ago

bad pic to make your point, twink death version 1000 percent hotter

Aged like fine wine

[–] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

im really surprised at how many people are saying no. i definitely would because i know exactly what im into and could do everything perfectly

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly, this makes it worse.

  • I can already masturbate perfectly, shipping that work out to a second body just seems redundant.
  • They're you, so their otherwise disarming or embarrassing sex farts are just yours, ventriloquized, so they're less funny.
  • The sexual tension never has room to breathe, so it just builds and builds without respite because no one does anything to disrupt the tempo.
  • You already know about your bad knee, the erogenous zones are already mapped, it's an overall dull experience of zero discovery.
  • If you like to do side stuff, at some point you'll have to entirely change places on your sex surface so you can both have a turn on your preferred side.

And these are just the first things to come to mind.

[–] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 3 points 19 hours ago

i don't have any interest in actual sex, just kinks which are sort of dependent on having two people. i really like getting tied up and beat up, and i can't do that on my own. what i call sex is just assault or torture to most outside observers, i don't even want any clothes to come off. i would expect to just take turns, it's not a big deal. if i'm hitting someone else, i'm always worrying about their limits and what they're ok with, but if it's me, i'd know exactly how far i can go, and it would be really fun in a non sexual way. already knowing everything is a good thing, the discovery isn't really fun for me. i'm usually not comfortable having sex with someone until i've known them for at least a year. definitely not demisexual or anything, i just need to know exactly what they'd want me to do.

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Probably. Gonna be a bottom off to see who bottoms

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 19 hours ago

How low can you go?

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I would cuddle myself, especially given that I would like to be touched but don't know anybody who I can trust not to expose me to Covid, but I don't think we'd get turned on. I'm not as horny nor as pretty as I used to be.

I think the two of me would spend the time collaborating on a certain craft design we've both been feeling creatively blocked about.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 3 points 12 hours ago

I would cuddle myself, especially given that I would like to be touched but don't know anybody who I can trust not to expose me to Covid, but I don't think we'd get turned on. I'm not as horny nor as pretty as I used to be.

Huge fucking mood. I just wanna spoon but everyone I know is back to brunch...

Also I like the idea of collaborating on a project with myself, would be fun to have a little piano + bass duo

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like this question is different when you're a hive mind

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 10 points 20 hours ago

More of an orgy at that point

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

objectively correct opinion

[–] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 8 points 23 hours ago

for sure I'm hot as hell and it would probably diminish a lot of my hangups (fuck you Catholicism)

No because i am yucky icky stinky

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago
[–] TonoManza@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No. I'm not attracted to men (the same excuse I tell my mirror!).

I'd probably go into a training montage of... everything. Who better to hone your skills against than yourself?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 19 hours ago

Um, yeah? You haven't seen me in person, but I'm fucking hot.

Also I'm already in violation of the "gender swap" stipulation.

[–] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No because I hate myself and people like me.

Seriously, I don't understand people who want to date people like them, when I meet couples like that I'm always freaked out by the narcissism.

[–] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What if you just think you’re hot

[–] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 4 points 21 hours ago

It's very much the personality thing. I dated ppl I found very attractive but when they reminded me of myself I was instantly repulsed. I just like difference/complementarity in a partner and I couldn't provide that to myself.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Yes. Bob Dole is gonna need a lot of Viagra.

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

No. I don’t think I would even want to be friends with myself. But also I’m hideous.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago

You need a little more self love, friend.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

No, but realizing that actually helped my self-esteem considerably. I'm not my type, but I am other people's type.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

No I'm stinky

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would never. I'm in a happy relationship with Mrs. Palmer.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 18 hours ago

I'm listening to a Twin Peaks audio book and was like wut

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[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 6 points 23 hours ago

1 or 2 bodies?

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

No. I'm repulsed by myself.

I would hang out and play some multiplayer games though, finally have some good teammates.

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Hell yes. It would be a crazy night.

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Obviously, no need to get to know each other and the preferences of each one, we can just try everything we have wanted to try but haven't found a compatible partner for yet

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