Stealing? Based

Porn? :volcel-judge:

Volcel zoomers :volcel-judge:

Surely we don't have to remind you of your volcel oath :volcel-judge:

Ah but by consuming cum, you are thereby encouraging others to produce cum. Therefore, there is no ethical consumption under volcel law :volcel-judge:

:volcel-judge: This site is about upholding your oath, citizen

Holy shit I love this so much, this is the magnum opus of this site! I'm so glad I checked before I went to bed haha

Now if only I could figure out what you were trying to tell me...

What vile slander. Our absolute boy would never break his volcel pledge

Fun(?) Fact: due to isostatic adjustment, the south of Britain is actually sinking, while Scotland and the north are rising. Over a long enough stretch of time England will sink and Scotland will get to watch

It really isn't tbh

Oh good, we're having another China struggle session

Great minds