Stealing? Based

Porn? :volcel-judge:

Volcel zoomers :volcel-judge:

Surely we don't have to remind you of your volcel oath :volcel-judge:

Ah but by consuming cum, you are thereby encouraging others to produce cum. Therefore, there is no ethical consumption under volcel law :volcel-judge:

:volcel-judge: This site is about upholding your oath, citizen

Holy shit I love this so much, this is the magnum opus of this site! I'm so glad I checked before I went to bed haha

Now if only I could figure out what you were trying to tell me...

Thank you for making this easier, hopefully horny sentencing will reflect this

What vile slander. Our absolute boy would never break his volcel pledge

Fun(?) Fact: due to isostatic adjustment, the south of Britain is actually sinking, while Scotland and the north are rising. Over a long enough stretch of time England will sink and Scotland will get to watch

It really isn't tbh

Oh good, we're having another China struggle session