cryptymythy

joined 4 years ago

Is Eve Fartlow OK? in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 58 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

hell yeah, put it on a big dog shirt

Is Eve Fartlow OK? in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 56 points 6 months ago (5 children)

this reads like copy for a 90's/00's cologne ad

No it wont in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

I think he's more like a fake policy creation like if you want to write a take so bad that it could hurt your career you just write it as "John Bolton", like how directors used the name "Alan Smithee" for movies they didn't want their names attached to.

Holy shit guys UCLA is entering the cool zone. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 65 points 6 months ago

They cut away from the helicopter shots when the lapd started moving in

Benjamin Netanyahu would be an Avenger along with Elon Musk. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

real energy

The third stage masks the absence of a profound reality, where the sign pretends to be a faithful copy, but it is a copy with no original. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

So is there like kevlar or something in there, don't tell me that's what the baby's for

Amerikkkans: Is that fruit?!?!?!? 🤢🤮🤮🤮 in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 78 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I'm so confused, like were there not always street vendors or is it just that it's fruit, do they just hate tajin, seriously wtf does this mean

This is a very disappointing effort from Our Big Wet Boy. The background has ZERO crosses. Not even small ones. 2/10. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Now I can't stop imagining a Trump crucifix

Yea America would never do that in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

our righteous spin, their dastardly propaganda

Surprise! in c/earth@hexbear.net

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

looks like someone's about to get served

He's super strong and he's super naked (action league now) - Random in c/memes@hexbear.net

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

Prometheus and Bob was my favorite running skit on this, but Action League Now was up there https://piped.video/watch?v=5K1MGXhUxLg

6 HOURS?!?!? in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

Kids today will never know a world free of Toy Story 4, truly innocence lost