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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

holy shit. got to the site. bible costs $60!

https://godblesstheusabible.com/

Is this Bible officially endorsed by President Trump?
Yes, this is the only Bible endorsed by President Trump!

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

It's also the only Bible officially endorsed by Lee Greenwood. You'd be robbing yourself not buying one.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

God Bless the USA Bible

oh neat, just even more actual heresy that will be lapped up by the craziest fundies

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It gets worse.

This Bible also features a copy of:

  • Handwritten chorus to “God Bless The USA” by Lee Greenwood

  • The US Constitution

  • The Bill of Rights

  • The Declaration of Independence

  • The Pledge of Allegiance

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

This is like the MCU for boomer conservatives. Someone over the age of 80 soypointed at their laptop screen when they saw this.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is he even a real American?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

In the name of the Coca-Cola, the Sprite, and the Dr. Pepper

[–] goose@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hell yeah the only Bible officially endorsed by both Trump and Lee Greenwood

https://rumble.com/v4kxtq0-lee-greenwood-god-bless-the-usa-bible.html

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

I don't like this one so much. How do I transfer to another build of the Matrix?

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I initially legitimately thought that Drumpf was congratulating people of South Asian background for celebrating Holi, which is also this week.

What was I thinking lol

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Apparently India is havingna time attacking musliums by assukting them with black paint on their faces and throwing holi colors at them.

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

So, uh, isn't "The Book of Mormon" already the "God Bless the USA Bible"? Oh, can we please have a copyright battle over holy writ lathe-of-heaven

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

only a lead poisoned nation could fall for this

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

He just can't stop grifting.

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Now I can't stop imagining a Trump crucifix

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

I googled for unironic right-wing Trump crucifixes. I only found ones at Etsy for libs.

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

How dare you.

If his face looks like rich Corinthian leather - I can assure you it's wet rich Corinthian leather.

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Huh. For some reason I thought Protestants didn't really celebrate Easter, beyond like, the chocolate egg thing. I thought it was mainly a Catholic thing. I think I might be thinking of Lent though.

[–] HamManBad@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

No Easter is definitely a big deal, at least for the larger protestant denominations. Who knows what the Pentecostals are up to

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

The binding on that Bible is probably as fresh as it was when it left the publishing house.