John Bolton is a fictional character made by the CIA for Amazon Prime Video.
Or at least that’s what I’m going to tell my kids anyway…
this post was submitted on 13 May 2024
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He's Ramsay Bolton evil twin.
He's the weird uncle of the Bolton family who creeps everyone out
Probably would make ramsay look sane
I think he's more like a fake policy creation like if you want to write a take so bad that it could hurt your career you just write it as "John Bolton", like how directors used the name "Alan Smithee" for movies they didn't want their names attached to.
"The West will soon pay." 
"The West will soon pay for Biden's betrayal" by John Bolton. 
The West will soon pay
John Bolton go on Hexbear
Shame that fucker is still alive
old man who loves war being criticized by an old mustached man who loves war.
Barking dog please go play in traffic
He's actually right... for the wrong reasons.
broken clock moment
No just society would let this man walk free
Yeah but imagine if it did though
Don't worry the CIA will cook something up
I didn't have "Joe Biden Dolchstoßlegende" on my 2024 bingo card.
Hours before Biden gets coup'd ^stroke^
Shame these ghouls will die of old age before they see the inside of a courthouse.
Israeli delegates to the UN once joked that "There are five of our delegates at the UN, we four and John Bolton". Besides being the "war with Iran" guy he's also the most staunch Zionist amongst the lanyards.
Yes it will ^please^
I hate to admit it, but John Bolton might be a better anti-imperialist than you or I. Guy is desperate to see the US military get it's teeth kicked out in Iran.
Gee, let's go to war!