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just found out that oreos are vegan, still trying to wrap my head around the least vegan looking biscuit ever, that massively marketed itself as being synomous with milk containing no animal products in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Literally. All my favourite biscuits are vegan and I'm a biscuit fiend. Jammy Dodgers, Oreos, Ginger Nuts, Digestives, Hob-nobs. I never stood a chance.

the top 50 most streamed songs prove that democracy is worthless in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

My man

"Hi, I'm Hillary Clinton and I'm a dandelion." What? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

OUR QUEEN HAS RETURNED. LIBERALS OF HEXBEAR I IMPLORE YOU TO ASCEND! WE SHALL BIRTH A NEW WORLD IN HER IMAGE AND BATHE IN HER EVERLOVING LIGHT.

planet-hillary

I started a new playthrough of Skyrim in c/games@lemmygrad.ml

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, for all the shit the constant new releases of Skyrim get it really is nice to just settle in every now and then.

Falklands claims by Argentina while a UK tory government is staring down the barrel of a horrible election? I've seen this one before in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

It doesn't even crack the top 100 rocks

“Have you tried raising VAT and killing the poor?” in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I'm standing right here

Falklands claims by Argentina while a UK tory government is staring down the barrel of a horrible election? I've seen this one before in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It seriously is the dumbest shit. People have literally been sent to die over this fucking rock.

"I’m endorsing no presidents no more,” Cardi B warned. “Joe Biden is talking about, ‘Yeah, we can fund two wars,’ … talking about, ‘Yeah, we got it, we’re the greatest nation.’ No … we’re not." in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Any fellow olds remember the hotlines for video games? in c/games@hexbear.net

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I remember calling the Nintendo Hotline, waited for ages through the extremely long voice recordings. Once I got connected I asked them if they could tell me the rare candy glitch for Pokémon. They said they couldn't tell me. So I hung up. Good times.

chicken is the t rex of now in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I think you should move on to Goosebumps. Or maybe Goosemorphs

hell yeah hexbear is an online marxist transgender cult in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

I can fit you in at 3:00 pm GMT for your gender reassignment and Kim Jong Un hair cut if you like?

I feel very old. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can't we just all agree to call them "ejaculations" instead?