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This list conclusively proves that democracy needs to be destroyed and replaced by a one-party totalitarian Maoist government

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 53 points 11 months ago (2 children)

One saving grace I’d argue is that a lot of this isn’t “active” streaming, but rather businesses, public spaces, etc., just putting on Top 40 playlists as background music.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This shit still annoys me. The internet and Spotify (despite being owned by a combination of techbros and record label ghouls) gives us the option to really put some variety and creativity into day-to-day musak. My job has a Spotify and a couple of coworkers in the past have put on some real Clear Channel shit. Like, what's the point then?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thst happens in literally every workplace. That's what people like and they're okay with hearing only 5 songs over and over. It sucks

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I got co-workers that don't like Zydeco or Death Metal. Utter fascism. 😠

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[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 45 points 11 months ago (4 children)

You guys all sound like crusty grumpy boomers. People are allowed to like popular things.

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

shape of you

we must go extinct

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

i truly do not understand the popularity of ed sheeran

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I never listen to Ed Sheeran's "Shape of You". I only listen to the cover version by Haddinqo, a virtuoso of the masenqo, a type of one-stringed lute from Ethiopia.

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[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

Some people in the comments here are about to change their PFP to a marble sculpture.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago (3 children)

grillman I only recognize Bohemian Rhapsody

[–] manuallybreathing@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

imagine talking to some middle aged white dude, and comparing ed sheran to queen, or the beatles 🤣😱

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know who Ed Sheran is. I like crust punk.

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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

What would the list look like under a one-party totalitarian Maoist government?

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago
  1. John Brown's Body

listening to anything else is punishable by the death penalty

[–] edge@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago
  1. Red Sun in the Sky
[–] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)
  1. Chollima on the Wing

All songs are number 1 on The Chart

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In the same vein of "DPRK songs that have no business being this hype", we could add "The Train of Reunification Runs"

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bohemian Rhapsody just hanging out in the middle there data-laughing

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[–] President_Obama@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

OK millennial

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

dance monkey is one of the worst songs ever recorded

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upbearing because I hate democracy and love fighting

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Actually much better than I expected. Fuck yeah Blinding Lights

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Where the fuck is baby shark

[–] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Man I've only heard like six of these songs I'm pretty out of touch (but also the children are a wrong).

[–] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

I've known the children are wrong since I was a child, that's why I stopped listening to the dogshit music they like

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

That's it, I'm a contrarian boomer now.

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I literally use RYM to discover most new music and this list could be way worse stop being such a contrarian

Tons of Weeknd, and there's Dua Lipa, Travis, Queen, Gaga, Kendrick. Harry Styles X and Ariana are not bad too though that's probably Ari's worst song

[–] IsThisLoss@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago
[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Really, Blinding Lights? It's a solid pop song, but nothing about it screams #1 to me. Maybe that's why it's #1--kinda bland and unobtrusive, so good background music?

Whatever the case, stream Seven so we can teach children all over the world the days of the week.

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

there has never been a good song. all of it is bad.

[–] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Macklemore - there's a name I haven't heard in a while

[–] GhostofLeninsGhost@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)

He spoke at the Nov 4th rally for Palestine in DC. Said he spent a few days doing research after his daughter said this is something he should engage on and decided on what was right, "Free Free Palestine!".

Then he got off the mic and gave it to someone who actually knew their shit. All in all, 10/10 celeb endorsement.

[–] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

oh that's cool to hear, good on him

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

wow, critical support. need a milder version of heartbreaking

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

None of the hits by the Lion Of Damascus tribute band LMFAO even on top 40? The west has fallen

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago
[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

It's all ogre. shrek-pixel-despair

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My biggest gripe with this is that I don’t see any Taylor Swift on here. I thought she was one of the most streamed artists ever?

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

She is, she's actually the most streamed artist on spotify right now, and 3rd most streamed of all time

Other artists here might have specific songs that are miles more popular than their other top songs, but Taylor's streams are a bit more spread out across her discography (i.e. many pretty big hits instead of a couple massive hits, and more likely to have actual fans who listen to her albums in full over a lot of the artists here who probably have 90% casual listeners)

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[–] POKEMONGOTOTHEGULAG@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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