Netenyahu et al: "Iran's missile attack has failed" this is what failure looks like? Maybe they assume the attack failed because Iran didn't level residential blocks which obviously is the best way to attack an enemy military.

It might be rough but we'll get through it comrade

Non pay-wall link: https://archive.ph/gTEq0

There was a statement by an IDF official along the lines of "we will not allow them to bring in weaponry on planes". I fear this could be a prelude to taking down civilian airliners going into Lebanon, not that many would be going now anyway hopefully.

In the past I used nag champa incense and hotboxed dank weeds in my room, that plus old spice pure sport deodorant and various fruity cheap shampoos. People would tell me I smelled great but they were usually stoners.

It's okay, our brains have been conditioned to other forms of media if you haven't built a habit of reading dense text over a long period. There might be some good video summaries or other forms that would be easier to take in, or audiobooks as queermunist suggested

Have more taglines like "Hey [username], read Lenin's Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism." That got me to read it, then I checked out a book of his selected writings. The command worked!

This handsome mofo scares me too

Edit: oh I get it, like the car roof-slap meme, well I stand by my comment

I've heard of someone surviving being bit by an adult, they had a hole in their chest the size of a 12oz soda can (sorry for Amerikkkan units, that's how they described it)

Well they did say "the American way"