xkbx

joined 9 months ago

Two-Lane Blacktop in c/movies@hexbear.net

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

GTO is grand theft officer, sort of like CFO

Girl is made up thing by big gender to sell more gender. There is only man and two lane black-top

Alterior motives not involving omlettes rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 6 months ago

YOUR MAJESTY RUNS A COOKING SERVER!?

Careful! He's ruffled! in c/simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 6 months ago

BART DO YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHOMP-SAW AND CRUMB-MASK

TIL that male dolphins are sexually attracted to female humans... this is so disturbing lol in c/til@lemmy.ca

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 6 months ago

That’s completly squeak irrelevant click

can't escape the RULE in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I hate chicken sand. It’s chicken course, chicken irritating, and it gets chicken everywhere.

It's time to stop lying to yourself and accept it. in c/simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

DO I T FOR

GAY

MOLEMAN

$70 for a game AND free ads at no charge. in c/games@hexbear.net

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 49 points 6 months ago (3 children)

If the ads survive the apocalypse, please nuke again

PSA: Don't eat cicadas if you're allergic to shellfish... or at all in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 28 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?

blahaj in c/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns@hexbear.net

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 6 months ago

It’s trans as hell

Planet is headed for at least 2.5C of heating with disastrous results for humanity, poll of hundreds of scientists finds | Planet is headed for at least 2.5C of heating with disastrous results in c/climate@slrpnk.net

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 6 months ago

For our bosses yachts! For pizza Fridays! For unpaid overtime and less sick days! FOR THE ECONOMY!

charges into warehouse with debilitating knee pain I can’t afford to check out

Evolution in c/memes@sopuli.xyz

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Like, open the pod bay doors, Scoob

Vin Diesel’s New ‘Riddick’ Movie Moving Forward for Fall Shoot in c/movies@lemm.ee

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You mean like xXx?