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(5 hours later) hold on, almost do- TWO 90% SHOTS AND THEY BOTH MISS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN???? No, fuck that, such bullshit, I'm save scumming up the ass, ain't no fuckin wa

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Title (hexbear.net)
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Don't beanis over me!

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so i can fart thunderously and get that name changed posthaste

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pukmpin (hexbear.net)
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woker (hexbear.net)
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And when one shows up to the polls, wanting to have a good time, ignorant ass voters come to fuck it up.

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submitted 1 week ago by Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Title vs main

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Kamala '24 ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™

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(A sequel)

Yogi_Hexberra

Bob_Moulds_Future

JohnDoeJR

MikeTownsend

Krenkonomics

Maynard_G_Krabs

MaidOfStirnerStuff (if I discover I'm actually a woman)

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mr-beast may not be perfect, but considering what's at stake with the incumbent heated-gamer-moment wanting to expand the Border Death Arenas, I think we can all agree that because the United States' only meaningful remaining export is authentic low-"AI" death arena battle broadcasts, the incremental change mr-beast proposes of banning maiming and torture implements in the death arenas for the sake of humane kills on the bloodsands is something any reasonable person could agree with.

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Come on, roast me. I can take it.

I bet I can roast you back twice as hard because I am

BUFF

OWL

arm-L owl-pissed arm-R

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Gorb@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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And stop being me!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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Now THAT'S a badpost

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by UlyssesT@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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comrade_pibb? (hexbear.net)

more like

comrade_libb

lmfao gottem

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Title:

spoilerExercise in Futility

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ooooooooooooooh

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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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