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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago

Actual Hitler, a clone of Adolph Hitler created by a tech startup

Techbros are so fucking fascist already and getting bolder that I truly wouldn't be entirely surprised if this actually happened.

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

How do we know Musk doesn't have some Musk/Hitler hybrid in a vat somewhere, it's not like we have UN Hitler Inspectors

[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Outdated UN Hitler Particle detectors exploding like Frieza force scouters thanks to unprecedented background Hitler radiation

hitler-detector explosion

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

3.6 hitlers, not bad, not terrible

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

The plot of the 1980s video game Bionic Commando was pretty much that.

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We can be sure of this because it would require Musk to have invented cloning technology that could produce a new Hitler instead of IV fertilisation which isn't really the sci-fi idea of cloning we have...
No Musk would actually totally be the type to say he's invented cloning and it's just a worse version of IV fertilisation he's forced some engineers to cook up for him

[-] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

The Boys From Brazil II: Silicon Valley Boogaloo

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Isn't Germany growing their own new Hitler literally right now almost 100 years to the start of the Third Reich? That one techbro jackass with all the race science shit?

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

That one techbro jackass with all the race science shit?

The fucked up thing is I don't know which one you mean here.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Description doesn't narrow it down as much as you'd hope

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The only surprising thing would be techbros actually accomplishing something actually groundbreaking instead of just putting a new coat of paint on labour exploitation.

What am I saying, their clone would probably just be a man from an exploited country, who they've put in whiteface and slapped a moustache on.

(CW: child violence) Edit: Startup idea!
"Kill baby Hitler!" We make a test tube baby with some Hitler DNA and then we let people murder it. Literally killing baby Hitler!
Oh fuck I just made a Rick & Morty sketch, didn't I?

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

I believe the most likely outcome would be a techbro LARPing as Hitler's clone and doing some cosmetic surgery to look the part, and maybe even explain away any discrepancies with techno woo about genetic grafting or something.

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Have you seen Er Ist Wieder Da? (He Is Back) Its sort of related to your scenario. Decently funny and the ending made a bunch of people mad

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Look Who's Back is the localized English title in case anyone is looking for the movie

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago
[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago
[-] REgon@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nothing crazy, just a clip of a German version of the Unite The Right rally, some AFD rallies and some other right wing things that were relevant at the time and Hitler saying "now this, this I can work with"

Some people got big mad and allegedly it inspired this sketch though I don't think they're related

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

That reminds of when Strange New Worlds presented the bad times before United Earth and the Federation by showing the Jan 6 chud riot. The MAGAts malded sooooo hard. frothingfash

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

It's always fun when it happens

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I remember when Rogue One was called "Anti-Trump propaganda" by the usual chuds. What a self-own.

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