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[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

for many years, I went blessedly unaware of who this random fuckjack was, knowing only: 1) ambiently knowing the name, 2) that I ambiently know the name (these two things together are usually a decent heuristic for me to not bother digging)

and then I got jumpscared by a full-scale mrbeast standee in a shop some months back

may I soon be able to forget about this fuckjack once again

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Beast's been reported to the FBI after a litany of horrific shit got found in leaked chat logs - logs which have also been released to the public.

Between that, Lunchly turning out moldy and getting memed on, and a litany of controversies shredding his public image, chances are his empire's gonna go down in flames pretty soon, and you're gonna be able to forget about him pretty quick.

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 13 points 2 weeks ago

I got a handful of paragraphs into reading that and then realized I definitely don't want to read that tonight

def fuck that guy tho

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

All you need to know is that his real name is Jimmy Donaldson and he's exactly the type of person you expect to be named Jimmy Donaldson.

[–] Alk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll be honest, that name gives me the vibe of some somewhat good guy who got straight A's but has worked at a sandwich shop for 10 years.

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 4 points 1 week ago

Old Donaldson had a grift, E-I-E-I-O

And he would often pump-and-dump, E-I-E-I-O

With a wallet here and a wallet there, Here a pump, there a dump, everywhere pump-dump,

Old Donaldson had a grift, E-I-E-I-O.

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

that was indeed another input to the heuristics

nominative determinism strikes once again!

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 4 points 2 weeks ago

that was indeed another input to the heuristics

(post-hoc, to be honest. but it's still fucking hilarious)

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] swlabr@awful.systems 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

IDK he seems like he’d be more likely to give them to CIA backed radicals in the middle east, or israel

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

you're underestimating his game, maoist militias don't have extradition treaties with US

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 7 points 2 weeks ago

critical support

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 1 week ago

Mr. Beast ends the Cambodian Civil War with this one weird trick the CIA doesn't want you to know about.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 12 points 2 weeks ago

We've attained douchebag escape velocity