He's going to SAVE our DEMOCRACY! And he's the ONLY one who has. Everybody knows BIDEN would've WON in 2024 if it wasn't for PELOSI and HARRIS, the DEMOCRATIC PARTY forged FAKE polls -- Everybody's is saying it. BIDEN was AHEAD by 20 points. It would've been a HISTORIC landslide -- they're telling me. HISTORIC landslide, but the DEMOCRATIC PARTY went too FAR LEFT! They we're going to implement POST BIRTH abortions -- everybody knows it. HARRIS was campaigning on POST BIRTH abortions! That's RADICAL communist ideology -- you know i've read many of Marx's works. That's radical MARXIST language. It's the TRUTH folks! And he may be on the ELDERLY side, but we need an ELDERLY statesman -- the experts all say it. Every high IQ expert i've talked to KNOWS it! He's the only MAN who can stop TRUMP and dismantle the WOKE CCP REGIME. I know it.
This was taken moments after a DNC agent (more like KGB agent!) sprayed the president with a horticultural mister, waterlogging Biden's preserved flesh most unflatteringly. Only known photo of the assailant: