Under Communism we will re-edit "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" to end with the Grinch shoving that sled over the cliff before a crowd of crying Whos, and the Grinch will be declared a Hero of the People's Republic!

We will replace Christmas with Halloween 2, the superior proletariat Holiday to the decadent bourgeois Christmas!

...sorry I work retail and this week has been utter hell. Fuck Christmas!

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[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Alternative proposal: you cannot buy your Christmas gifts. Everything must be hand made. The state gives everyone a day off and organises craft events.

Seriously tho. Retail fucking sucks. You must HATE the treat brained.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I already do this. Everyone in my family gets the same thing. Some years it sucks but I don't care. Everyone I give presents to are adults. I don't want more shit in my house, just make me something cool or that I can eat.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

I already do this

Pretty rad, honestly