When I wipe my butt it starts to fucking bleed, it's horrible. Like, I don't want to get into details, but after a few wipes it starts hurting and the paper wipes get bloody. Imagine wiping your ass with sandpaper, it's basically that, but somehow replicated with regular toilet paper.

I have to go shower every single time I poo to actually clean my butt.

As of writing this, it's 1 A.M and I just pooed, couldn't wipe as usual, but as I mentioned, it's 1 A.M. If I were to attempt to clean myself in the shower, i'd wake everyone up. So, i can't rinse butt,.

I am writing this with a half wiped butt. Buy me a bidet, please

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[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

About as easy as assembling IKEA shelves. You'll need an adjustable wrench or channel lock pliers to unscrew the plumbing fittings, and maybe a screwdriver.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Normalize left wing handiness

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ok I’ve done plenty of ikea but plumbing scares me

[–] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

If you can do Ikea, you can do plumbing

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

There's how-to videos online that will show you the steps

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

And don't forget to turn the water off to the toilet before you start.