When I wipe my butt it starts to fucking bleed, it's horrible. Like, I don't want to get into details, but after a few wipes it starts hurting and the paper wipes get bloody. Imagine wiping your ass with sandpaper, it's basically that, but somehow replicated with regular toilet paper.

I have to go shower every single time I poo to actually clean my butt.

As of writing this, it's 1 A.M and I just pooed, couldn't wipe as usual, but as I mentioned, it's 1 A.M. If I were to attempt to clean myself in the shower, i'd wake everyone up. So, i can't rinse butt,.

I am writing this with a half wiped butt. Buy me a bidet, please

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[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not going outside in the snow to take a shit in a glorified Port-a-Potty. Indoor plumbing is the greatest invention in history and you'll take it from my cold dead hands.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

blob-stabby