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[–] dead@hexbear.net 44 points 9 hours ago (7 children)

https://vimeo.com/1076714765/daa7740d3d

This is the ad. Some boomer bar owner yapping. He says that it's June and he wanted to celebrate his daughter's birthday but he can't because he's afraid to go downtown because of Pride events. He then asks the question "What if we celebrated god's design for sexuality?" on my daughter's birthday.

Then he starts yapping about selling promotional alcohol at his bar. He says "Mondays are Beers for Breeders, males who are breeders" "Thursdays are Happy Hour for Hers" and "Wednesdays are for couples, 15% of bills of couples".

This is like a Tim & Eric skit.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The bar has a podcast. Some titles...

  • "The Nefarious Vaccine Agenda" - With Dr. Penick

  • NASA Lies With Austin Whitsitt

  • Flat Earth 101 With Austin Whitsitt

  • Inevitability of Christian Nationalism With Gabriel Ranch

https://salooncast.com/

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

Inevitability of Christian Nationalism

......aaaaaaaand there it is. Just nazis doing nazi shit.

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 23 points 8 hours ago

Mondays are Beers for Breeders, males who are breeders

Babe, are you okay? You've barely even touched your beer for breeders.

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 15 points 8 hours ago

We need to focus on creampie/breeding fetishes, just like God intended.

I mean, god did kill a guy for pulling out so I guess it tracks

[–] Real_User@hexbear.net 26 points 9 hours ago

it hurts that I will never in my entire life come up with something as funny as "Mondays are Beers for Breeders"

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 32 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

He says "Mondays are Beers for Breeders, males who are breeders"

What if you're infertile or had a vasectomy or whatever? Are you supposed to crank out a sample to prove you're a "male breeder"?

[–] dead@hexbear.net 35 points 9 hours ago

There's a clip in the video where he speaks into a microphone at the bar "Alright. Welcome Everybody to Heterosexual Male Monday! Are there any heterosexuals here tonight?" The patrons cheer. There's a gadsen flag on the wall. It's unclear whether he collected sperm samples from the patrons.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 25 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Like fucking clockwork, it’s always the hetero men that have all the masculine energy of a cockapoo puppy that scream the loudest about having “guts” and not being “limp-wristed” and forming “Battle Lines” (who knows why he decided to capitalize that part).

[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Battle Lines ==> B L ==> Boy's Love ==> Yaoi

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 17 points 9 hours ago

What a fucking baby.

Muricans’ gonna murican.