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It made me think of this: All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom in da boom-boom
Ninja edit. My life is a lie. It's not "in da boom-boom" it's "and a poom-poom". Where do I go from here?
Just shake your rump
This song was banned in my middle school
My middle school became a prison after Columbine
I got accused of wearing gang colors because I had a pair of yellow and black sneakers
They said it was Latin Kings, but it just reminded me of Bumblebee from Transformers!
the gang leader:
Being one of the resident nerds taking college classes in highschool, I was threatened with arrest for bringing my book bag full of very expensive books to school.
Look at this braggart with their book bag!/s
(My school banned book bags from middle school onward due to security concerns. It sucked so much having to hold on to 3+ textbooks in my arms for my hour+ bus rides. My arms were buff for a middle schooler.
Yeah, we had the gang color accusations as well
My friend's house got raided because some popular girls thought he was weird and was going to shoot up the school... for no apparent reason at all.
The cops tore his house to shit and gave his dad the nth degree about having a bag of lawn fertilizer in the garage.
That shit was so fucked up.
Yeah, it was pretty great because I also got shit on because I had the exact same KMFDM shirt one of the shooters was wearing
Weow! Just like Class of '09!
Just shake ya rump!
I had to look down at my feet to make sure I wasn't wearing roller skates and I wasn't at the local skating rink.
I knew I couldn't be there because my sense of balance is so bad - I avoid anything like that. I went once in the 1980s. My girlfriend thought it was so cute and funny as I kept going slower and slower or I went over to the rail to hold on for dear life. We broke up a couple weeks later. I'm not saying the two things are connected. But...
It's pum pum. There's a reason it's called "rump shaker"; it's about worshipping others' rumps...
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: