chapotraphouse

I visited the UK once and I was walking through bedfordshire (i have a half brother who lives their whose missus runs the local chippie on high St) and as I was heading out of the shop, pea buttie in hand (the local delicacy, served with lashings of gravy) a shadow fell upon me and my hair was near lifted from my head as whoooooooosh a giant leg whent swinging past my ears. I looked up then i peered up and blow me down if it weren't jerey corbin walking by on his lengthy pins, i coulda sworn he was on stilts but no his knees was bending in his trousers so legs they were