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[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Jokes aside, whatever it is (Another strike of some sort I'm guessing) probably isn't gonna live up to that hype right?

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Honestly? I recall when Mirandi a while back (the last time Israel tried) said that Iran would hit back much harder, and frankly I would call what Iran's been doing recently exactly that; It's entirely possible it won't live up to the hype, but so far they've been living up to the hype.

That said, all they allegedly said was they would do something that would be remembered for centuries; maybe they'll reveal the KFC formula?

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago

Futurama beat them to it.

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 3 points 19 hours ago

Former KFC worker here, you can just check Wikipedia. It's mostly salt, pepper and celeriac.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

maybe they'll reveal the KFC formula?

When you defeat the Burgerreich by revealing all of its fast food formulas, causing the treatler economy to collapse.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

maybe they'll reveal the KFC formula?

Oh shit oh fuck

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i bet it's just like creole seasoning with a little msg

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

It's the Colonel's ashes, a little bit goes a long way

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

What could actually be in history books and not just metabolized as yet more spectacle?

  • An actual use of weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons (even just spiking farmers fields with parasites)
  • Total capitulation, on either side
  • Complete shut down of iron dome/David's sling
  • Khamenei resigning, that'd actual make it in books even if things don't change
  • Khamenei reversing the fatwa against nuclear weapons

Actually, Iran striking US bases would be pretty historical. Or using some hypersonics, but I guess that'd fall under shut down or denial of iron dome. Or maybe just letting the leash go for the regional militias - apparently Iran has been a moderating force historically, they've wanted to jump in or retaliate or attack and its been Iran that's held them back.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Khamenei reversing the fatwa against nuclear weapons

Probably this or massive drone/paramilitary attacks all over US, and their proxies, bases in the middle east.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or using some hypersonics

I thought they were already doing that?

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 3 points 19 hours ago

Ballistic missiles do travel ar hypersonic speed, but when people (namely the US military) use the term "hypersonic missile" or similar, they usually mean a weapon that can manoeuvre in-atmosphere at hypersonic speeds using aerodynamic lift. Some of the Iranian missiles used so far can make some sort of maneuvres at these speeds and in-atmosphere (during terminal flight) but cannot handle sustained flight.

Some of these may be fired from a ballistic missile, but when the warhead enters the atmosphere they glide to the target at hypersonic speeds, making evasive maneuvres and approaching their target unpredictably. You can also get hypersonic cruise missiles (an insanely fast shahed) or artillery shells (eg. a railgun).

These weapons are significant because they are much harder to detect (radar waves cannot curve around the Earth, so flying low lets you hide under the "radar horizon") and much harder to intercept (you cannot predict their path mathematically, and most current ABM systems need a few KM of altitude to maneuvre themselves).

On the downside, they're harder to design and produce, namely because they need more advanced targeting, avionics, and materials to withstand the heat from air resistance for longer. Communication with these weapons is also hard as they generate a field of plasma at their tips that interferes with radio waves. By cruising at lower altitudes, they're also in range of other air defense systems such as cannon fire. Shahed drones in Russia recently changed tactics to fly higher to avoid 50cal. fire from Ukrainian defenders.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

It's hard to imagine anything being remembered more than two weeks with our current hyperactive news cycles.

[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I for one am really learning what “fog of war” means between the ISSrael censorship and the understandable desire for the Iranians to hype up their attack capacity it is very hard to tell if the Iranians are really having a significant effect or if they’re more bark than bite

[–] coolusername@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

They recently launched 10 missiles with none of them intercepted. They also have a missile that is stealthy.