Last week I was at the movies by myself to see Barbie and a big group of Hexbear users sat behind me and in the middle of the movie I opened up a can of beans to eat and one of the hexbear users yelled 'Hey everybody, this nerd is eating beans!' and the whole theater laughed at me. Thats why i will always hate you.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago (4 children)

lies, hexbear users would never besmirch someone for eating beans bean

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It was actually a can of cow milk.

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Ew im-vegan

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Tell that to Bean dad

[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

Omg that was you?

Everyone! This dork eats beans in the cinema!! Bully him! cruelty-desolate

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 45 points 2 years ago

You silly Hexbear, that's the fakest story I've ever heard in my life.

Why would somebody bother making a movie about a plastic doll for little girls?