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Most people in capitalist countries never leave the economic bracket they were born into. Capitalism is a primitive system of elites and peasants, filled with squalor and death.

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[–] w00tabaga@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Is it only communists that post here?

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

spongebob-i-fucking-love I HAVE PERSONALLY KILLED 5,000,000,000 BOURGEOISIE WITH MY BARE HANDS. I AM PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR MOST OF THE DEATHS IN THE STATISTICS ABOUT COMMUNISM. I AM AN INTERNATIONAL FUGITIVE FROM CAPITAL, AND THE CAPITALISTS DO NOT HAVE THE WHEREWITHAL TO ARREST ME.

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

no more half measures walter

[–] w00tabaga@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just got done composting my garden when I read this lol

[–] w00tabaga@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] gobble_ghoul@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

how does one act like they have composted

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

By maintaining your composture

[–] CombatLiberalism@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You wait for the volcel-police to come and delete your posts

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No there are anarchists, too.

There's also probably a fair chunk of people who don't really identify with any particular label, myself included.

[–] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

No, but we're probably in the majority. You're allowed to not be communist here but reactionary shit gets banned. This meme isn't even communist, though, it's just criticizing the US.

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

That's the cover story fedposting

[–] princeofsin@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm a lib but don't tell these guys. The status-quo is super cool and nice

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I'm a classical liberal

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

I'm a communalist

[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

And anti-capitalists