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[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Me, turning to my gay friend while raising an eyebrow suggestively as we pull up:

"So... is this where you get off, cowboy?"

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Gripping the brakeshaft, idly thumbing the button, my phone buzzed.

Text. Anton needs a pickup at the bar. Date must be bad.

Why can't I quit you? I think to myself, popping the brake. My hand slides up the gear, the head sliding into my palm as I jerk it into first. Screaming tires and red tail-light afterglow leave the only evidence of my presence.

this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2023
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