I will raise a flock of liberals from my own DNA (i.e., me 'n the wife going down to pound town), and shepherd them as they ascend to an elite status of "voter." From there they will go forth into the world and convert the wicked, showing them the true meaning of Nordic Social Democracy, and Christmas, whilst breeding themselves and multiplying their force exponentially. In a few short generations, the message will spread like an infection as more and more voters are born (either by natural birth or via conversion) and facilitate their own brood of voters, ensuring the next generation is stronger and more resilient than before. And thereby slowly, incrementally the parish of voter elites will begin voting out the terrible capitalistic plague that has besieged us in current times.

As I start this journey, I pledge to you all who read this: I won't pull out.