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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Cromalin@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net
 
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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The only good part of a David Cage game was in Indigo Prophecy when it's revealed that the homeless people are actually an organized fighting force known as the Invisible Army and they fight Cthulhu and stuff

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Hobo Illuminati is introduced well after you have a Dragonball Z fight with the Internet, so by then it's just like "yeah, sure, whatever, they are all powerful but choose to live in filthy alleys, let's wrap this bullshit up already"

[–] axont@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Also you're a zombie in that scene

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

who just got his frozen dick wet 😎

[–] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

With a lady he's only known as the detective investigating him and they had no romantic chemistry beforehand

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Popsicle/necro fetish

[–] EatPotatoes@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That game was needlessly horny too.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

All David Cage games are, which is very sus now that we know he's a creep and the whole unauthorized Elliot Page nudes thing too.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

no we totally needed the frozen corpse sex

[–] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

All i remember from thag game was some really interesting stuff related to trying to escape being framed for a murder and then suddenly i was getting chased by interdimensional bugs in an office and i just quit