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Masterful gambit on low quality stainless steel sir. (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by Posadas@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 55 points 8 months ago

Your cybertruck will be in perfect condition and never have an accident as long as you keep it in your garage forever

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 44 points 8 months ago

humidity enters the chat

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 41 points 8 months ago

Make sure you store your cybertruck in the Tesla-provided $100,000 Cybervacuum^TM^ Container

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago

cybervacuum proceeds to implode because Mr. Musk cheaped out on material again.

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

I'm thinking of a post from yesterday on how these vehicles were not designed for the freezing temperatures of Chicago, only for California climates. I guess they weren't made for Florida either.

[-] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

just don't leave california

[-] huf@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

didnt california just have a bunch of rain?

but hey, the car would work wonderfully on mars, which has basically no oxygen or water. the huge child flattening machine wont even be as heavy on mars as it is here.

musk is playing the long game.