IMPORTANT NOTE: please use a VPN whenever visiting Hextube, or anywhere else on the internet, for that matter. Protect your privacy.
Posting this thread a little earlier than normal because this night will be a little unusual. For this special Thursday Political Theatre Night, 9PM EST, Hexbear Comrade @dead asked the powers-that-be for a brand-new channel on Hextube, and got it, at https://live.hexbear.net/c/news , where he will host the real-life comedy movie known as the Presidential Debate. Behold as two doddering old men stumble over their words and lose their train of thought as they struggle to convince you why they should be the steward of a genocidal empire. Be prepared for psychic damage. Thank you to Comrade @dead for hosting this very special event. All credit and gratitude goes to him. Make sure to show up at 9PM sharp, as the event is live.
After the debate is over, come over to https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies for Civil War (2024), a dystopian thriller from Alex Garland, the director who brought you Ex Machina (2015) and Annihilation (2018). Oh god, America has fallen apart! Roving bands of marauders now terrorize the countryside as a group off war journalists try to reach Washington DC to understand what’s really going on. Somehow, California and Texas ended up on the same side. Will we find out how? I dunno. Let’s watch.
The debate begins at 9PM EST, and the movie will start shortly after it ends, at about 11PM EST.
Letterboxd:
- Comrade @dead presents the Presidential Debate: Sorry, not on Letterboxd.
- Civil War: https://letterboxd.com/film/civil-war-2024/
Doesthedogdie.com links:
- Comrade @dead presents the Presidential Debate: Sorry, nothing on DTDD or IMDB.
- Civil War: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/858993
CWs for Comrade @dead presents the Presidential Debate:
- Senility.
- Imperialism.
- Fascism.
- Second-hand embarrassment.
- Anxiety over dying empire.
CWs for Civil War:
- Stalking.
- Smoking,
- Alcohol.
- Someone is physically restrained.
- Hand damage.
- Someone struggles to breathe.
- Someone is burned alive.
- Body horror.
- Hanging.
- Torture.
- Stabbing.
- Blood and gore.
- Death of child.
- Someone sacrifices themselves.
- R-slur.
- Kidnapping.
- Jump scares.
- Natural bodies of water.
- Vomiting.
- Spitting.
- Audio gore.
- Destruction of monuments.
- PTSD.
- Mental illness.
- Dissociation.
- Meltdown.
- Anxiety attacks.
- Suicide.
- Shaky cam.
- Screaming.
- Obscene language.
- Flashing lights.
- Hate speech.
- Ableism.
- Homelessness.
- Existentialism.
- Sad ending.
- Car crash.
- Screeching tires.
- Someone is hit by a car.
- Blood and gore.
- Gun violence.
Links:
- Comrade @dead presents the Presidential Debate: The video isn’t up yet, but Comrade @dead will queue it when available.
- Civil War: https://tankie.tube/w/bkhVqzPe2jVexDi6Pwkxpi
Having their respective team of doctors on to explain their game theory behind the specific drug cocktail each of them got would be fascinating.
"We didn't want to have him burn out by the second half so he may seem a little slow at the beginning but the goal was a steady ramp up to the end, we actually tried to time the peak for about 20 minutes after the end of the debate so if he gets too manic hopefully the cameras will be off by then."
Also there should be individual interviews an hour after the debate in the chill out tents.
They'll have a pit crew to fill up on fluids, change the diapers and tighten any loose skin.
Pharmacy/MD crew in lab coats with NASCAR style advertising all over them, self consciously putting their modafinil hats on as the interview starts