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The American brain is so beautiful
(hexbear.net)
Guy who lives in the most privileged country in the world with the ability to afford land and stupid toys: “we could end up like Ukraine any second now. Better learn CQB and boots-on-the-ground patrolling in the drone era!”
If the shit hits the fan, these fuckers are gonna go to ground and starve to death when their 3 month supply of emergency bacon runs out
More realistically, in that situation, they will be very good at raiding and terrorizing their neighbors
The same neighbors who also invested in guns and survival buckets
Yes, it will be funny to see them shoot each other and act like it's the end times
yeah, they're gonna be so terrified they'll accidentally shoot each other cos a raccoon knocked over a trashcan at night
Don't forget the falling acorns.