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But how do you eat them? Those stupid white people shells disintegrates the moment you bite into them.
sour cream adhere a flour tortilla to the crunchy one.
or just carefully balance it and scoop the crumbles and fallen filling into your mouth like a gremlin
Can't find it rn, but a dude made a taco holder and recorded himself eating a taco over an empty shell so that the drippings fell into the empty shell. Galaxy brained shit, making another taco with the one you are currently eating.
Best is frying tortillas until they're able to maintain their shape but not so well done they explode.
There is a brand i really like that would change your mind about crunchy shells, and making your own can be delicious. Crunchy shells don't have to explode in your hand and break into daggers in your mouth
Riiight?! You don't! You don't eat them! You walk down the fucking conga line of sadness diligently assembling your shitty flavorless tacos and getting your shitty more salt than potato chips and your shitty both under and over ripe flavorless fruit salad and then you go sit down with all these big puffy white faces with shitty hair and shitty clothes laughing out loud at jokes which are in no way funny or else sneering at each other miserably, and the smell is awful and everyone's teeth are stained yellow by nicotine and you try to bite the fucking thing and it comes apart and then you're just staring at this demolished mess of flavorless tomato chunks and flavorless beef and vaguely petroleum scented flavorless "cheese" and your little six year olf brain is thinking "this can't be it. There must be more to life than this. I need to get out of this fucking place".
The 80s fucking sucked.