It's an app like Grindr but also for straight people and it only works between 11 and 2 in the middle of the day Monday through Friday. It is used exclusively for finding someone to hook up with during your tech bro flexible hours extended lunch break.

I think this would unironically be successful and also would unironically remove so much fake tech bro productivity from capitalism that I almost want to do it. I could make millions and get the world to extend the lunch hour to a lunch hour and a half so folks still had time to eat during their lunch and lay break. This would extend down to other non tech bro industries and would be a workplace hours revolution.

The name is a pun on lunch and learn, the tech bro's favorite activity.

This is a terrible idea.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I think this would unironically be successful

It'd need a more bazinga name that continues the tiresome trend that Steve Jobs started and be lower case and probably fashionably misspelled.

laynch or something like that. I'd need to do more bazinga-appropriated drugs to come up with more.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

BizSnatch

[–] roux@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Ok, that's pretty good che-smile