It's an app like Grindr but also for straight people and it only works between 11 and 2 in the middle of the day Monday through Friday. It is used exclusively for finding someone to hook up with during your tech bro flexible hours extended lunch break.

I think this would unironically be successful and also would unironically remove so much fake tech bro productivity from capitalism that I almost want to do it. I could make millions and get the world to extend the lunch hour to a lunch hour and a half so folks still had time to eat during their lunch and lay break. This would extend down to other non tech bro industries and would be a workplace hours revolution.

The name is a pun on lunch and learn, the tech bro's favorite activity.

This is a terrible idea.

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[–] roux@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The thought of trying to have sex with a rando on a hookup app with a sloshy ramen belly full of noodles, lol.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Sex first, ramen after.

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