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He asked me if I had ever seen umbrella academy.

I told him I had. Great show.

He says "you wanna know who you remind me of?"

I'm thinking if he says Klaus I'm gonna lose my shit.

"That medium guy that's always high"

After I got done laughing my ass off I was just like yeah fair.

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[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

Klaus is like the coolest character in the show tho. Now if someone said I reminded them of Five I would simply jump off a bridge

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Once I met a bunch of my australian relatives - my great aunt's kids and grandkids - and some fucking 4 year old came up to me in the kitchen and says "You don't have a girlfriend, do you, Owl?"
so I'm like "That's very perceptive of you, how did you know that?"
and this tiny australian shitling looks me in the eye, says "because you're ugly", then turns around and leaves.

I would have absolutely put that kid in the bin if I'd worked out which of the 3 anklebiters running around it was.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

chad-trotsky would have just done it to all 3.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Kids are absolutely brutal. And they have this uncanny ability to figure out what you're insecure about and tease you about it mercilessly.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 16 points 3 weeks ago

I had one of my 17 year old employees I reminded him of the ape guy from that show. I was flattered until he said explained immediately at me that it was because my arms and back were so Harry.