The DPRK is lost, they are burger brained 
this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2025
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The burgers can't keep getting away with this! 
Well this is one diplomat
I'm joking lol interesting though
Ik
His least favorite international dish is pizza btw
“I personally dislike pizza as afterword I do not feel my personal best.”
“I personally dislike pizza as afterword I do not feel my personal best.”
Lol this describes the experience of eating too much pizza too well.
I feel this way any time I get mcdonalds because a group decided that's what we're eating during an outing or whatever. Enjoy the food then feel like rubbish after.
When I used to work on the road I would get mcdonalds basically daily, always felt like shit immediately after
True
“I personally dislike pizza as afterword I do not feel my personal best.”
I feel that in my soul. Greasy ass bullshit food.
Italians gonna get mad after you hear this
Nobody can be perfect unfortunately...
It is very hard to enjoy pizza regularly when you're lactose intolerant like most of the world. As much as I miss a good ole authentic pizza Margherita here in China, it's probably a terrible idea to expose the populace to full lactose, full moisture mozzarella.
The Pizza Hut cheese here is also somewhat different to those used in the west, it's equally shit. Also fuck Gorbachev.
Fuck sometimes I forget my yakubian stomach can absorb horrors the human mind was not meant to comprehend
I am lactose intolerant and I dont really get bloated from Margherita - Quattro formaggi is another thing ahaha. But since I was basically forced to eat lactose heavy foods since infancy I cant really say that it can be extrapolated to a chinese audience.
😭
Important note: Lots of asians are lactose intolerant. Might wanna warn him to avoid cheese its not common in a lot of asian dishes and he might not even KNOW hes lactose intolerant.
Yeah I’ll tell him that ,thanks
Explaining the DPRK to an American: Imagine a hamburger
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People will really believe anything about the DPRK, and it's tremendously silly. Thanks for doing this!
Yeah I know ,I am doing this because even to Chinese people the DPRK is a mystery
So the DPRK is pretty mysterious regardless of beliefs , I want these mysteries gone at least for us communists
I agree!
International dish? But western media said that the hamburger was invented by Kim Jong Il.
western media said that the hamburger was invented by Kim Jong Il
Based. I would listen to this western media
You know what’s sad ,there’s a very big chance that you’re not joking 😭
I'm not joking at all. He also invented the burrito, see: https://torontosun.com/news/weird/north-korea-claims-kim-jong-il-invented-burritos
Knew it 😭