this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2023
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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You know when you were a kid and your parent pressed the tip of your shoe to make sure they couldn't feel your toes so that your shoe had room to grow?

Yeah

[–] ferristriangle@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The tips of his shoe look so empty because there's a hidden heel inside of the boot to give him some extra height so Trump doesn't make fun of him for being short.

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 years ago

Ah, yes, the definitely 6’3” president

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

your shoe had room to grow?

Wait, your shoes grew?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

I didn't grow up vegan so yeah, we just shoved our feet into whatever living animals they had at the store

[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

big day, gotta wear my yosemite sam boots

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Standing lessons paying off, clearly

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

He's wearing the shoes Kelley draws on his comic characters.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Wearing my shit-kicker boots to kick some shit!!

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

black shoes w/ blue suit 🤮

Death to America

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They're boots, dog. The guy is bringing out all of the cultural signifiers

[–] grazing7264@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The boots are inside his suit pants??

Wtff

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

lol yeah you can see the tops of the boot just below his knees

[–] Puggo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dark brown or black shoes are really the only acceptable shoes to wear with a blue suit; any other colors look garish and should not even be considered.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Brown shoes >>>>>>> black shoes

[–] PolPotPie@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

baphomet legged mf vegan-seitan

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Client facing staff are expected to wear Rootin Tootin Formal attire.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

The wide range of expressions on everyone's faces are something else

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

More new boot goofin' to hide how small his feet are.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Dang, quick search didn't turn up any 10 inch men's dress boots (chelsea,maybe?, the cut of leather and heel shape seem right) with 3-4 inch lifts.