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[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 87 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Let a thousand onions bloom

(this has very little relevance to the screenshot but I thought of it just nkw amd it's funny)

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 75 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My brother in christ, the country and profoundly sick society you stan are being held together by the glue of cheap shit from the global south so good luck with that.

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 68 points 2 days ago (10 children)

its crazy how many maga r saying this is actually a good thing

ig i shouldn't be surprised but wow

[–] CeliacMcCarthy@hexbear.net 60 points 2 days ago (2 children)

you will eat the BASED bugs

you will OWN the LIBS in your pod

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 44 points 2 days ago

Their cringe bugs vs our based land shrimp

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago

you will DRINK LIBERAL TEARS on a klarna payment plan

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

More of the same. It’ll just be nakedly right wing media doing it.

“You’re unemployed and homeless. Here’s why that’s a good thing!” - Fox News headline

Inb4 there’s a stonetoss comic about woke and gay europeans enjoying having jobs and housing and some buff American just laughs at them for being “decadent wimps”.

[–] Lemister@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The whole hard times = hard men rhetoric as well.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

the great reset is based now

[–] Lemister@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

Once again Nazis grew out of the back to the woods, the strong pure man uncorrupted by feminizing judeo-bolshevik urban modernity crunchy movement of the 20s-30s. Amongst american fash the treatler thing isnt universially accepted, the gooner 4chan portion from which american open fascism grew out of, is considered something that would be put aside in the future and anathema to the whole white empire of the west that american nazis strive to.

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[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago

It's true that people don't need to (and to be honest, shouldn't) constantly buy brand new consumer electronics but actual necessities like food are no less impacted by inflation and tariffs.

It's also maddening to see this from a treatlerite grifter like this guy.

[–] enkifish@hexbear.net 53 points 2 days ago

That might work if there were any sense of community left in this place. As it stands the only thing holding it together are the cheap trinkets you're taking away.

[–] BrezhnevsEyebrows@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

surely this rhetoric will resonate well with the American Treatlertariat

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

you do not NEED to piss on the floor of your basement when your wife goes out for dinner without you.

you WANT to.

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[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Didn't this guy just cry about the Nintendo Switch 2 pricing?

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 days ago

thats different because iphone is woke and switch 2 is based

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

anti-gamer

Omg unironically "they came for gamers"

Anything but blaming capitalism, huh

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Brother, the only thing holding this country together is treats, TV, and the internet in a tripod configuration.

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Isn’t this guys whole thing complaining about those same treats being woke?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

Yep lol guess he's trying to find a way to pivot.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 43 points 2 days ago

America is the best country on earth and you can tell this by the fact that literally nobody can afford anything!

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You do not NEED a car. You do not NEED a bicycle. You do not NEED electricity. You can live without. You just WANT them because you think they might make your quality of life more tolerable. Learn the difference!

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[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering

trump-enlightened

WASHINGTON—Seeking to reassure the public after his latest tariffs sent both U.S. and international markets into free fall, President Donald Trump calmly reminded the nation Thursday that desire is the root of all suffering. “My fellow Americans, remember that attachment to worldly things stands at the very foundation of the illusions that lead us to experience deep anguish,” said the commander-in-chief, who reportedly sat in a full lotus position on the Oval Office floor as he noted that to base one’s contentment on access to affordable food, cars, electronics, shoes, clothing, furniture, or various other imports was to make one’s existence as fickle as the stock market itself. “You tell yourself, ‘I want eggs,’ but explain to me what this ‘I’ is that you speak of? Can you point to it? Of course not. ‘I’ is a prison you’ve built for yourself. So long as you live within the ‘I,’ you live in a perpetual dream. Only when we dissolve this ‘I’ can we extinguish all of the terrible clinging and instead start living authentically in the realm of awakened life.” At press time, Trump had concluded by noting that it was thus that his Liberation Day tariffs were the path to freeing oneself from the karmic wheel of samsara.

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[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I challenge you to ask them how their lives have been affect in any way

my dude, it hasnt even been like two days yet

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago

No circus

No bread

Knives Out

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

They are going to be the first to be killed during the warlord era

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Unironically, the saddest thing about a lot of them is that if they got their wish, I’d probably outlast a lot of them for at least a few days.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

sure.... but i do need healthcare, housing, food, and transportation. these things are already unaffordable and becoming more so and the import taxes hurt that even more.

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

treatler Is there someone you forgot to ask?

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[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Tell that to the people that have lost their jobs due to these fucking tariffs. It's always these terminal online 4chan/twitter/other trash site brained fuckers that say such stupid shit like this and has no touch with the real world.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

This is why socialist states have corrective labor camps

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

my phone came out in 2016, it's screen is cracked, the charging port is fucked (thank god for wireless charging) and my stupid fucking bank app won't even work in it anymore so yeah actually i do need a new phone

[–] CeliacMcCarthy@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

within a year there were fires on the ridges and deranged chanting. the screams of the murdered

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

this has me thinking about what new enclosure is occurring or going to occur. like if we're doing a shock therapy what is the primitive accumulation that is happening?

[–] CeliacMcCarthy@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

i mean AI has just enclosed human creativity

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

how their lives have been affected in any way

You mean since yesterday? I have no idea who TheQuartering is - but I'd bet money that within a few weeks he's going to be spewing vile conspiracy theory rhetoric like how "leftist Jews" or whoever are destroying the stock market to make Trump look bad.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I have no idea who TheQuartering is - but I'd bet money that within a few weeks he's going to be spewing vile conspiracy theory rhetoric like how "leftist Jews" or whoever are destroying the stock market to make Trump look bad.

I hate to tell you, but you can change "within a few weeks" to "years ago"." Dude is a nazi.

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[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

You don't WANT to eat the bugs and sell your house for a routine surgery, you NEED to.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Next step is usually calling fridge "luxury".

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Takes me back to that ancient Fox News screencap.

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And then they call US “weird ascetics” when we propose we do the same but for the sake of the environment.

It makes me sick any one of these treathogs is even pretending to be this deep anti-consumption guru when the next second they’re throwing a tantrum over video games giving insufficient special treatment to white people.

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Take away the treats and what else is there? Bro is out of his mind joe-ligotti

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

This is extra funny because his content is 100% treatlerism

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