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[โ€“] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did the people who were suppose to convince me otherwise not become literate through schooling or something? Did they die of COVID? Get got by a Palestinian practicing self defense? Were they at a wedding in the middle east? Are they unhoused and disenfranchised somewhere? Did a cop extra-judiciously kill them because they were scary? Did they get into a car accident? Did they have to sell their microphone to afford medical bills?

Because I haven't met them, shit looks awful, and communism explains what's going on pretty well for my purposes.

[โ€“] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Comrade, this is a badpost.

I remember hearing this a lot in the 90s though. During that whole history is over wooohyeah we're gonna ride the stonks line to the moon era.

[โ€“] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

comrade this is a Wendy's

I can't tearfully espouse communism in a Wendy's? God forbid your comrades have hobbies!

[โ€“] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

No hobbies, only toiling in the propaganda mill. Now squeeze that paper pulp.

[โ€“] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

im in my 40s and im just a dumb liberal like everyone else on chapo dot chat.

[โ€“] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

40 years old. Still a communist.

[โ€“] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Obviously we're all stupid here but are you also a heartless coward? Cause if you aint at least one of then get in line themster.

Almost 30 and I'm just a jaded communist. Always do everything I can to educate, but my days of standing on tables and educating townies are behind me lol

[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I'm a heartless dumbass and yet...

[โ€“] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

They say you get more conservative as you get older stalin-smokin

[โ€“] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just need a little courage

A little courage I tells ya!

[โ€“] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Are you the legendary triumvirate then?

[โ€“] kristina@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i have become dust. still commie.

next time you sneeze you can thank communism