Who the fuck has 4x4 bingo cards?
this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2025
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They couldn't figure out how to means test it.
People who can't come up with nine more cliches
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I don't get how these neoliberal pro-genocide blue-maga types who "love democracy" don't care that the election was rigged. Bernie would have won, if not for corporatist interests that suppress the idea of class solidarity triumphing over amerikkkan society's enforced racial divides. Biden was way too old, his brain was pudding, but the fucking Democratic party is full of sellouts who exist only to suppress the proletariat's desire for glorious revolution. Not that they'd mind the bloodshed, those fucking warhawks. No war but class war.
It really is another front in the class war. The Dems despise the poor--they can't even manage to whole-ass student loan debt forgiveness because it would hurt their banker backers so they need to prop up some villain of the week to block it. And any time we try to point out the obviousness of the rotating villain of the week, it's just dismissed as tankie noise. All we get is half measure after half measure. Every liberal is a low information voter who doesn't understand that the two parties are the same--same goals, same backing, just on a different schedule. There could have been a global socialist utopia by now if the past 100 years of amerikkkan history weren't a continuous story of moderate whites blocking civil rights because it would slow down capitalist "progress" (i.e. profits/line must go up). I can no longer see any point in trying to convince them that it's socialism or barbarism.
We're heading for barbarism, we're falling headlong into fascism, and they just won't act. If we were falling out of a plane, the neolibs wouldn't pull their ripcord because they've "never been hurt falling out of a plane before"--and if they survived they'd blame the parachute for not convincing them of its necessity (and--given their centrist tendencies--those bootlickers would want to give the ground's argument equal time).
it's just dismissed as tankie noise
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BINGO! I really enjoyed this thanks
The "Glorious Revolution" was in 1688 and it saw the House of Stuart removed from power in England
This card was made by Jacobites
The parachute had fucking holes in it and didn't work
Also putting an objectively true statement in SpongeBob text doesn't suddenly make it false.
tHe gRaSs iS GrEeN AnD ThE SkY Is bLuE
Wow this makes it untrue suddenly! The font and its arbitrary values described to it truly determines physical reality!
Also I don't want a fucking parachute I want to get back in the fucking plane!
Can I have a new plane that isn't about to crash pls?
low information voters
Yeah, tankies are famous complaining about this.
The parachute think is similar to something I say. I generally say the US is a car going off a cliff and the republicans just drive faster than the democrats. Neither side is going to turn the wheel or stop the car tho.
I actually saw a TikTok today where a DNC loyalist talked down on leftists for being “perfectionists” at Bernie’s rally and subsequently blamed them for why the democrats keep losing
God they suck so fucking much
Bernie isn't even the compromise at this point. He's getting the Pita Pit night shift. Maaaaaaaaaaybe if libs ask really nice, they can get Moo Deng as a compromise.
They want you to be happy with the crumbs, when you could take the entire cake.
civil rights get in the way of progress
Aren’t libs suggesting to be transphobic because “the working class is transphobic”? Even in the UK where libs are in power they’re caving to fascists already.
IDK guys, seems like the left is the only group that gives a shit about civil rights.
Yes libs think the working class is more reactionary than the bourgeoisie and the petite bourgeoisie.
rigged
That's funny. Sometimes I see a Bluesky lib post claiming last year's election was stolen. Often they say it was with Elon's help.
Elections can only be stolen when there’s no evidence to prove it. Elections that get stolen out in the open with overwhelming evidence to back it up were clearly not stolen.
Usually if you want to blame something you go back to where it started which in this case is the 2000 election that was pretty nakedly stolen which led to the invasion of Iraq which had no WMDs and then nobody responsible for any of it got punished by the Flawless Obungler.
So when libs ask why Cheeto Dictatorino or whatever they call him never faced the music for Jan 6 they can blame their motherfucking selves.
Yeah it's really just red and blue libs who yell breathlessly about elections being rigged when they lose. Communists just shrug and say "This election was probably as rigged as any other election in this place"
Smdh that's 8 and a free space (amerikkka) short of a bingo card
Bngo
Bino, Beanis' Italian cousin.
biden was old
I mean yeah. Still is. At least add a "too" in there or something
no. Only least charitable read
this is just reddit bullshit
tankie noises? They really cant help but let their 4chan edgy era hang out.
Rock star on stage: "You wanna hear somethin' loud!"
Audience: "Yeah!"
Rock star on stage: "How 'bout some tankie noises?"
Audience: "Huh? Yeah?"